Has anyone noticed that things are getting bigger and bigger lately? in the past, it seemed that slim and tight was in. Au Contraire. Now, the bigger, the better, as every male and female in this world would attest to. I've noticed alot of random stuff that has suddenly megasized recently.

SIZE DOES MATTER

Awesome bobbling head thingys

This picture was taken at Echo Park Mid Valley. As we all know, Echo Park is a place where loser hip hop wannabes buy their trends. Well, this bag is proof that dumbass hip hoppers have grown more stupidity. Look at the picture above. Just imagine the commercial it would show on tv.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Eastpak Corp have realised that hip hoppers love baggy stuff. First there were baggy BBall shirts, then there were REALLY baggy pants, and now...REALLY REALLY baggy bags!!! Best of all, it is on sale. So come on down to Echo Park Mid Valley, where dipshits love to shop"

Chicken Gas for lunch anyone? This is under Korean Food in Asia Cafe SS15

I vow to treat anyone who is willing to order and finish the entire plate of "Chicken Gas", with condition that one finishes the entire plate, does not recieve help from others and must be against anything and everything Korean.

Is this enough proof of racism existing in our country? Just for the record, that is an Intel Pentium 1 chip designed for Windows 95. What is it supposed to signify?

I don't know about you, but i wouldn't even consider eating a hot dog named Deutsch Doodle Dang. And its not even a PORK! Don't Germans live on pork? so how can you have the word "DEUSTCH" in it if you only serve it in either chicken or beef. 1901 are Douchies

PS: There's nothing to write here today

I don't know about you all, but i love birthdays. They come once a year, and never fails to put a smile on ur face (Joker-esque, no?)

Anyways, as mentioned in my previous post, my birthday has just been concluded, although technically its been over a week now where i had 2 awesome parties. My first one was with my college mates at Chilli's in Mid Valley where we had to me an extremely fun and stomach filling day. Due to a lack of time, i shall just let the pictures do most of the talking

The J's of T2

My first proposal rejected, jebus!

Witz ze lads

Cake + Face = cumshot

Witz ze ladies

Love you guys

This party was followed by another one the following saturday. This time the scene was at my house where family and former schoolmates/closest mates were invited. ( to those who weren't invited, sorry la didn't mean to, but got limit, catering expensive)

With my cousins/aunts

Downing a can in 30 seconds

I love you guys (gordo stoning)

A picture worth a million words

Thanks everyone for making this such a memorable birthday for me, truly am sorry for such an emo post as it is not me, but extremely thankful. Love you all.

P.S.:I had a picture of Yang praying to a 3 kilo slab of heaven-sent pork, but unfortunately it couldnt be located.

I assume everyone is expecting this post to be about my birthday. Technically, it is. This post is a reminder to everyone that my birthday post will be up shortly, due to a lack of pictures and lack of creativity.

P.S.: To those who don't like this post, i insist u suck my honey-glazed balls

Did anyone read the Malay Mail dated Monday 7th July? well if you didn't, the main story was bloody stupid.



If you're wondering what this "Rock Band", named Carburetor Dung (i'm not shitting you) did, their lead singer, aptly named "Alak", yes, Alak, had apparently lifted his shirt a wee bit too high that you could see part of his boxers/buttocks exposed to the thousands of people who had gone to watch the brilliant display of how Ramones wannabes shouldn't perform.

Now, this wasn't any ordinary concert, this was actually a "demonstration" by PKR de facto leader Anwar Ibrahim about the rising oil prices. So from an initially peaceful demonstration to show the people's distress of the fuel prices, it turned out to be an all our warfare against a group of "punk/indie" band because a little display of male booty.

In a typical order of defiance from a group of attention seeking dumbasses who are now famous more than ever, (this despite the fact that they have been around since 1991), they have decided to NOT apologize for the mistake. According to "Band spokesman/guitarist/douchebag" Joe Kidd, he claimed that it was not their intention to upset anyone, thus claiming they are NOT sorry.

Am i the only one who sees something wrong here? think about it. If you meant to hurt someone, then you shouldn't feel sorry. If u didn't mean to, isn't an apology followed? For example, would the great Nazi Adolf Hitler be sorry for what he did to the jews? Fuck No! He's probably somewhere in heaven asking for Jewish bollocks for lunch.

Unremorseful, and hungry

This incident is another example of why the Malaysian musical industry is going down the pipes. In case they haven't realised, here's a message to Carburetor Dung. Try sarong instead, at least that ugly piece of fashion would be able to cover up both your crappy sense of music and your crappier sense of fitting clothes.

P.S. Today marks the day where we are exactly one week away from the birthday of the greatest man to ever live. Ask Jamie on my chatbox for details. Love you babe.

Just the other day i was reading The Star and saw this article which i find utterly ridiculous.

It made me think, how the hell can a dad of 18 afford to have 4 wives. Here's a lowdown of all the facts about this dumbass:

a) He has a monthly income of RM3000

b) He thinks condoms are myths

c) Considering he has 18 kids, and he's now getting his 4th wife, that means he had his 18 kids with 3 wives. That makes 6 kids a wife

d) He can have an entire football team, including reserves, with his kids
e) He's a complete douchebag

Anyways today we had this fucked-up talk about sexual intercourse being presented by this racist dipshit. Why is he racist? well he showed us a picture of a penis which was unusually smaller, and he claimed that it belonged to a chinese. I was thinking, what the hell does that make koreans?

Checkout this fact or fiction paper they gave :-

According to this, an "erection" is defined as "the state marked by firm turgid (hard) form and erect position of a previously flaccid (soft) bodily part containing cavernous tissue when that tissue becomes dilated with blood." Otherwise known as a boner.

What a vasectomy would look like (Patient is Korean, obviously)

Later, i saw this banner in Inti College about them also having a sexual education talk. I couldn't believe it, they were giving away 800 free top-grade Durex condoms, and all we got was some dipshit ranting about how sex can be bad for you.

P.S.: gonorrhea on faces looks like a caramel-draped face with cocoa pops.