In what has been the greatest possible thing to happen in the turn of the year, i have been struck with the terribly itchy chickenpox. As of this moment, i am being "quarantined" in my own home and apparently cannot go out. My face looks bumpier than the Moon and Jonathan Ho's face combined.

I have been told to layoff
1)

rice/rice-based products

2)
Eggs

3)

Soy Sauce

4)

Chicken

The list goes on and on, but strangely, the one dish i can eat is of course, the holy meat...

Pork

I feel itchy all f*cking over...