dimensionallychallenged: September 2008

Oasis

In arguably my greatest rendition yet, i have made my version of Supersonic by Oasis. It's titled Superhorny

If you have never heard the song before, please click THIS
link

And the following lyrics is my rendition, enjoy :)

We need to touch ourselves
Coz we've got no one else
We're feeling superhorny
Give me sex and money
You can have it all
But how much do you want me?

It makes me laugh
For when i see you barf
Can i ride on you in your BMW
You can sail with me, in my yellow submarine

You need to find out
Coz no one's gonna tell you what i'm all about
You need to find a way to tell me when to play
But before tomorrow

Coz my friend says he'd take you home
He told me that while we're on the phone
He lives under a waterfall
Nobody can see him
You can only hear him when he calls
You can only hear him when he calls

I need to touch myself
Coz i've got no one else
I know a girl named Mindy
She has crabs and she's itchy
She got it from a Jew in the Mount Kinabalu
It made me laugh
I got her autograph
She done it with my doctor, whilst playing strip poker
In her breasts there's tissues
A salivating issue

She needs to find out
Coz no one's gonna tell her what i'm all about
You need to find a way to tell me when to play
But before tomorrow

Coz my friend says he'd take you home
He told me that while we're on the phone
He lives under a waterfall
Nobody can see him
You can only hear him when he calls
You can only hear him when he calls

P.S.: Oasis rock, even if they support Manchester City

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The other day i was hanging out with my mates in a mamak, and we got to think, what happens when you blend really hard objects. Turns out we need not experiment, due once again to the shrine of wisdom, youtube.

BlendTec, some blender-inventing company came up with the idea to promote blending in a whole new way. Imagine blending golf balls perhaps, or Nike sports shoes to prove the capability of their blenders? Interesting no?

Here's a video of the host, Tom Dickson, blending a nintendo Wii Remote