After a month of waiting, i have finally gotten my internet connection back on track. Stupid TM. Earn millions yet takes forever to fix a wire.
Moving along, the first thing i did having gotten back the service was download songs by the genius that is Rodney Carrington. Songs such as Titties and Beer, Cowboys and Niggas, Show Them To Me and The Man Song are true examples of fantastic modern/country music.
Has anyone noticed how rainy its been of late? well, if its due to the monsoon, i think its rather stupid of Hitz.fm of giving away a trip to Terengganu. I mean seriously, if its that bad here, imagine up north? God Bless those fishermen.
To end it on an exciting note, Arsenal play Manchester United this weekend. With Manu on fine form, let's (including all u anti-Arsenal supporters) pray that United end Arsenal's good form at the Emirates Stadium.
P.S.: can anyone please teach me how to put polls here? im a noobie.

This is a short and straighforward post. Let's get to the bottom of this mystery once and for all. what the hell does XSLF stand for? pls post ur ideas on my tag box on ze left. so far, there has been:

1) X-tra Small Little F-ers
2) X-tra Slutty Lusty Felacio
3) X-O Sipping Little Females

Pls, i, on the behalf of the people who read this blog, would love to know your views.

I would gladly announce right now that this is my 4th time blogging this week, i think. never been on such a good run.


so anyways, to those who do not believe in people going into trance and what not, trust me, its real. its very very real. this is coming from a guy who never believed in all this. if u ask any of my friends, im far from religious. but what i've seen has truly shocked me and my family. its something very horrifying and im not allowed to mention what happened so this is where i leave this paragraph (anti-climax). haha


furthermore, Adelina apparently went missing yesterday. her mum was panicking so badly she literally called me to ask where had Ade went. as it turns out, good ol' Shee Li Ying was downstairs doing God knows what.

She denies she's Lala

And i've also been blessed by the Monkey God to do well in exams. all this in one day. Wowwowweewow

P.S. : Manu won 4-2 !!!!

Well today, as usual, Jamie, Gordo, Eric and I went to the library to study. i shall not get into pointless boring old details here, although we did meet Ilyas there. it wasn't coincidental. We also had breakfast earlier at Kayu where Gordo and Eric both ate Nasi Lemak ayam while i and Jamie shared a Tosai. pathetic huh?


the biggest talking point today has to be lunch, in which we went to Shake Keys where Eric footed Rm 30 of the RM 70 bill. suffice to say, eric ate the most of course. we ordered a set which included 2 regular pizzas, each containing 6 slices. 2 baskets of breadsticks, 6 bowls of soup and 2 pitchers of soft drink, not to mention 6 pieces of deep fried chicken.


from what we counted, eric's diet for today has included:


1) nasi lemak ayam


2) 4 slices of pizzas


3) 4 breadsticks


4) 2 bowls of soup


5) 2 pieces of fried chicken


6) at least 5 glasses of coke/ strawberry soda





As the saying goes, you are what you eat... (Look below)


Eric's gut obviously and rather clearly bloated after such a heavy meal



after Pn.Poh tuition, we hung out at ENS for a short while, chitchatting about nonsensical nonsense (would that be counted as repetition?)

"wow...that man's ass is really tight. mmm..."

Gordo in his usual song-singing self

Well today, in conjuction to our one year anniversary, Jamie and I went to Sunway Pyramid together to celebrate it. We were awed by the huge size of the complex, was really amazed at how big it truly was. Unfortunately, not many shops were open yet.

We had lunch at Manhattan Fish Market (again) and realised that the stuff sold here are either Lala or way over our budget. What nonsense ?

Huge boutiques of Quiksilver, Billabong, G2000 have opened here. its so different to the old wing, somehow feels more grand. although don't head to the top floor as its LALA heaven.

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Jamie loved this short denim skirt which costs RM 139.90

notice its a clothing line from Pepsi

AliBaba and I

Jamie and I in front of Sunway Lagoon scenery

That's all for now. Toodles...

Well yesterday, i've come to realise that EA Sports' UEFA Champions League 2006-07 is a pretty fun game to play, seriously. i spent at least 5 hours today playing this football game, a big change to Pro Evolution Soccer 6, which got boring after a while.

Having played the game endlessly, it was time to watch Manchester United play Aston Villa away. And what a game it was, with Manchester United finding their form and trashing their opponents 4-1. with the Tevez-Rooney partnership starting to gel, as evident in the second United goal, there will be better things to come in the future, including suprisingly solid performances from Gerard Pique and Anderson. Meanwhile, Nemanja Vidic is also expected to feature against Dynamo Kyiv this upcoming Tuesday's Champions League match.


Gabriel Agbonlahor celebrates scoring against United



Rooney scores United's second goal


Ryan Giggs celebrates his goal with Anderson and Carlos Tevez

As for today, a word of reminder, NEVER use cotton buds to dig ur ears, whether for dirt or water. Learned it the hard way as i currently am suffering from an ear infection. Fantastic non?

This is particularly for u my sweeheart Jamie:

i remember the first time i called you, i couldnt sit,
the first time i had lunch with you, i couldnt even eat;
the first time i held your hand, i couldnt believe it,
i was with the most beautiful girl, and yet i probably didnt deserve it

we were in Sunway Pyramid, our first date together,
it sure was fun, wasn't it? u and me playing pool with each other,
though there were others laughing at us, but it didn't matter,
coz i was with the girl i had dreamt for forever

we watched "the Devil wears Prada", with Anne Hathaway starring,
but even then, there was only one girl i was staring,
she looked so elegant, towards that big screen she was concentrating
she sat next to me, as i thought to myself :" i must be dreaming"

so here we are. on the 2oth of October,
1 year has passed, but somehow it feels shorter,
all those great times, spent together,
hope it can last, forever and ever

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BABY!!! LOVE YOU!!! Another 99 more years to go

Due to the lack of posts this past week, i shall sum it up what has happened throughout the course of the week. a trip to the library seems to be a daily routine for me and gordo as we've been going ridiculously often. but of course, when we went with Joey and Yang, we ended up at Mcdonalds again. doesn't really suprise u, does it?
well, having had Katsu Don (Fried Pork Rice) at Agefuku for lunch, where we got the terrible news that our friendly neighbourhood cybercafe was to be closed down permanently, and to be shifted to USJ 8. those skunkbags
whilst walking home, this convoy of Malays (not being racist here) drove straight towards us in a Maroon-ish Toyota Unser and almost knocked Yang. And it wasn't to say was accident, they literally swerved to the right side of the road and breaked in front of Yang. fortunately he was alert enough to avoid it but we were'nt alert enough to get their number plates, or we could charge them with attempted murder. those bastards
i was then stuck at tuition from 8-10 and trust me, kancil BM tuition is as fun as watching a documentary about probiscuios monkeys
anyways, to round it off, today is officially the mark of my first anniversary with my true love and sweetheart. love u baby!

what happens when 4 idiots plan to study in the library ? they end up doing shit in mcdonald's thats what.
it was gordo, joey, yang and I who had to agreement to focus on our studies for the up and coming 3 hours, only to kill half the time talking about nonsensical bullsh*t. that's life aint' it? we were initially told that the upstairs of mcdonald's was closed for cleaning, but what more cleaning could u possibly need when it's as clean as Haley Joel Osment's criminal records?




Joey meets Ronald

never mix Physics with Biology

having so called "studied", we proceeded to have lunch at KFC, home of deep fried chicken and nothing more. it all seemed too familiar, chicken-eating, talking and of course, pranking. Pranking u ask ? well, we bumped into the every so lovely Nicholas Chuah and an anonymous friend ;) sitting in a corner of the restaurant. small world isn't it? thankfully, they were foolish enough to leave a drink along with their books when they left. this gave Joey a fantastic idea. why not fill up their cup of Sprite with sauces, chicken skin and potato gravy? even a family next to us were laughing. unfortunately, we could not see their reaction if they actually did drink that cup of beverage, just to be on the safe side to not get an ear bashing from them.
having bought Magnum bets, we went to this Japanese restaurant "Agefuku" or according to old chinese people "age f*cks u". would u believe they served fried pork!!! it was enough to get us interested, bar the fact that there was this suprisingly good looking customer there (it's a she)
the stupid stuff we did there were endless.

proof that white sunglasses should be invented




tai kor chong




chinaman cheers



"Best watch in town"



camwhoring ala xslf



found this in the Malay Mail one day

10 Things You Probably Do NOT Know About Me.

1. i fell into a monsoon drain once

2. i killed a chicken before

3. i curse my dad's wife sometimes

4. i have a scar on my forehead from young

5. my first pair of boots were Adidas Predator Manados

6. my favourite artists when i was in primary were Linkin Park and N'Sync

7. I've been to a Westlife concert

8. i once thought basketball was the best sport in the world

9. i idolised Arnold Schwarzennegar

10. i have never watched "Scarface"

List 5 things that you want to say to people but never will.Don't say who they are.DON'T EVER DISCUSS IT AGAIN.

1. i find u bloody irritating!

2. ur lameness has no boundaries.

3. u could make frankenstien feel sorry with ur face

4. stop being bloody religious

5. the club u support sucks

Seven things to be done before my death.

1. make friends with a jew

2. insult a jew

3. lead the coalition army to fight for pork's rights

4. bungee jump

5. lose 10 kilos

6. ride the tallest, fastest, most suicidal roller coaster (and i'm not talking about the eye of Malaysia

7. buy a Ferrari, then sell it and buy a bus mini

Seven things I will not do even if it kills me.

1. masturbate in public

2. sniff hairy armpits

3. migrate to Israel

4. eat bull testicles

5. slaughter cows

6. cannibalism

7. stop supporting Manchester United

Seven fave sentences/quotes/expressions.

1. F*ck off!

2. bullshit

3. kickass

4. i want Jessica Alba, u get me her first

5. cheeky irri

6. i want pok!

7. no money, no tok

Seven songs

1. Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger

2. Third Eye Blind - Semi Charmed Life

3. Ray Stevens - Witchdoctor

4. Daughtry - Home

5. Guns & Roses - Sweet Child o' Mine

6. Glory Glory Man United

7. Rodney Carrington - Titties & Beer

Seven things I'll make you wish you didn't do if you did.

1. insult her ;)

2. insult Manchester United (although u can insult Darren Fletcher)

3. disgrace pork

4. undermine my Winning Eleven skills

5. FFK me

6. be late (although this is Malaysia)

7. be damn damn lame

lots and i mean lots of suprising results this past champions league week, don't u think? who would've though Rangers would capture a 3-0 win over Lyon at France, Marseille winning away at Liverpool? and Celtic, stunning performance over Milan. here's a roundup of what happened

Glasgow Celtic shocked Europe with a 2-1 victory over defending champions AC Milan, sealed off by Scott Macdonald's late winner.

Liverpool were stunned as they suffer a 1-0 home defeat to Olymipique Marseilles

Rangers shocked Europe with a comprehensive 3-0 win over Olympique Lyonnais away from home
John Terry, with a fractured cheekbone, inspires Chelsea to a 2-1 win at Valencia

Wayne Rooney proved the difference in another 1-0 win for Manchester United over AS Roma at Old Trafford

Robin van Persie scores as Arsenal edge Steaua Bucharest 1-0 away

Ricardo Quaresma leaves it late to help Porto see off Besiktas in their Group A match

Carlos Puyol scores as Barcelona cruise to a 2-0 victory at VfB Stuttgart

Sevilla get their season back on track with a brilliant 4-2 victory over Slavia Prague


Werder Bremen's poor Champions League form continues with a 3-1 defeat at home to Olympiakos

Zlatan Ibrahimovic scores as Inter Milan run out 2-0 winners over PSV



Despite such an acrobatic save, Rosenborg goalkeeper Lars Hirschfeld fails to prevent Shalke from winning 2-0



Vladyslav Vaschuk's goal was the only bright spot for Dynamo Kiev as they end up losing 2-1 to Sporting Lisbon



Shakhtar Donetsk striker Fernadinho slots the ball past Quim to send the Ukrainians top of Group D



Ruud van Nistelrooy struck twice only to be cancelled out by Pandev twice as Lazio and Real Madrid play out a thrilling 2-2 draw

ashamed to say, i've noticed in recent times that my blog doesn't attract many people. therefore, i have dedicated this new post to pictures i find rather interesting and hilarious indeed. have fun!


the question is, is david beckham really straight?

i got this out of a star newspaper column

i always wondered where the term "MILF" came from

a declaration of peace

so who's the rapist?

true road signs

rough night?

one thing's for sure, her husband has a crooked d*ck

bad place to land?


do not anger santa claus, u never know what gifts u're getting

that's all for now. more still to come soon.

first of all, let me clarify that pictures for this post will be updated soon.
imagine sleeping at 1.30 am, yet wake up 4 hours later for a flight at 7 am, only to realise the flight had been delayed for another 2 hours upon arriving the airport. fortunately, air asia did not fail me this time as the flight went smoothly as planned.
i arrived at penang last saturday (celebration of my grandparents 50th anniversary) having boarded a flight with the manchester united logo on it. needless to say, only the outside of the aircraft was nice to look at. tight cram seats, filled up luggage carriers, rude chinamen, coughs, babies screaming and shouting, thank God the flight lasted only an hour.
moving on, what if i told u that today's cab ride from home to LCCT, and from the penang international airport to our hotel (E&O) had cost us 108 bucks? amazing huh. as it turns out, the odds of finding taxi meters in penang is like finding good "char siew" in Subang Jaya, you would understand if u're an avid PORK fan.
as i arrived at the hotel, i was amazed by its stunning beauty. let's face it, when one says E&O hotel, what comes to mind is a 3 star chinaman hotel with minimum security and complete lack of privacy. this certainly wasn't the case. more on this after i recieve the pictures. fyi, i stayed in a SUITE!!! very nice, i like it very much.
having enjoyed good char kuey teow, i returned back to the hotel and got into my new suit and got ready for the dinner. i was amazed by the number of people who attended, 2800 ppl in all. wowwowweewow!

the dinner provided good chinese food, u know, the usual 4 seasons dish, sharks fin soup, chicken, fish, u get the picture. we certainly had a great band playing, and seeing my uncles getting drunk due to excessive drinking of wine and beer certainly was worth my time going there. we all danced, sang and cheered for the whole family and it was rather obvious my grandparents had a good time.

i returned to my suite after the party to watch the Manchester United vs Birmingham City game, and in typical MU fashion of late, 1-0 wins seem to be sufficient enough, provided by the excellent Frank Quedrue, and finished off by Cristiano Ronaldo.

i recieved more great news the next day that Lewis Hamilton had just won the Japanese Grand Prix.


talk about a great ending to a great weekend.