It's unfortunate, isn't it? There is an ascending trend in the malaysian society that doesn't seem to end. It is a plague that has ripped apart the ideal from the modernly daft. Despite countless efforts from our fellow malaysians to halt this disease, it seems that the more it gets annoyed of, the faster it spreads. there is only one thing in this world that can attest to all of this...

Lalaness...

Lalas can be categorized into 2 different species. They are the Ah Bengs(males) and Ah Lians(females). This breed of man is generally rude, frustratingly annoying to hang around with, and worst of all, is increasing in numbers. It seems they cannot be stopped, due to the rise in Korean (gay) musical industry.

The rise of the Ah Beng

The reason for its rapid growth is due to the contagious virus, known as lalatropoism. It has been widely debated where did this lala gene first appear. It is believed though to have come from the Korean, or sometimes Japanese society. The following are examples of how these societies have contributed to the rise of lalas in our country.

In Korea

In Malaysia

In Korea

In Malaysia

Among the lalas more popular habits is a tendency to modify their cars. In most cases, modifying a car can be cool IF it is a Subaru Impreza, Mitsubishi Evo and so forth. But for this group of significant others, Peroduas would (apparently) look like Mitsubishis and crap cars would look like it just got through a trainwreck of barney-influenced colours.

Here is an example of why some cars are best maintained the way they normally are:

It looks good when its in the dark

Interior doesn't look too bad.... but...

Tragedy.

For the record, that is a Perodua Kancil, Malaysia's smallest and cheapest locally assembled car.

Lalas are an annoying bunch of posers who think they are the chinese 50 cent (Bad enough). But don't just take my word for it. This is a video clip from the holy shrine of wisdom, youtube.

Bottom line, stop lalaness NOW!

PS: i'm proud to say i do not befriend lalas, and neither should you.