If there ever was one thing that brings you pleasure for that particular moment, only to hit you that you're being a complete idiot later, its spicy food. No one can deny spicy food is awesome, just read "The Alphabet of Manliness", arguably the greatest book ever known by mankind. But of course, there's where the awesomeness ends.

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Eating spicy food makes people, particularly men, more proactive and confident. It is a known fact that the spicier the food a man can take in his diet, the bigger the bollocks the man has, thus giving a huge boost to his ego. This would come in handy due to the frequent trips to the toilet one is expected to make due to the effect of menstruating women's biggest enemy, Chilli.

Menstruating women's biggest nightmare

A statistic has shown that Mexico has the largest rate (84%) of sewage cleansing in proportion to its population number in the whole world. Now, as Mexico's most famous product would be the Jalapeno Chilli, its obvious what is the cause of its huge rate of fecal deposits.

An example of a major fecal contributor

You must be wondering by now why am i describing about chilli. Well put it this way, whenever one ever decides to eat chilli to boost the awesomeness of his/hers noodles, please bear in mind the consequences that could follow. I didn't.















P.S: 60% of statistics are made up