At the time of writing, me and my friend Yang are sitting at the fire stairwell of Unilodge@Melbourne on the 9th floor due to not one, but 2 fire alarms. Due to our immense laziness and devil may care attitude for our lives, we are here enjoying the incredible view of Melbourne. Toorah :)

Well in the space of 3 weeks here now, i have travelled across Melbourne City and back countless of times. Therefore, Me, Chia Wen, David and Leon decided to join this Melbourne Zoo trip organised by Monash.

The Zoo has everything you expect from an Australian one u know:

Elephants

Koalas

Kangaroos

Sean Wong

But there was something missing about these animals. Movement. The Kangaroos don't hop, the koalas don't hug, even the penguins don't waddle the way Yang does. And i paid AuD 25 for this? WTF?!

Oh well, If its any consolation, i took 2 more sandwiches than the allocated 1 they gave.

Mmmm....Wombat....

We followed that up with an Epic trip to the Great Ocean Road. For those of you who don't know, the great ocean road is where the famous 12 apostles is. The drive alone was 4 f*cking hours one way. Thank god i didn't drive.

We first arrived at a place called Surf Beach to just meet up. There were 2 cars, 1 driven by a Vietnamese and another by a Norwegian Chinese. Yup a Norwegian Chinese :)

At Surf Beach

We proceeded to have some epic barbecue at some windy place with birds. I'm not that good with names so yea just accept it kay:)

How to grill Steak by Chef Chong

Kinky...

I think this was when David used the garlicbread to hold down the foil.

Some Epic Jumping Timing skills

(L-R) Wei, Natalia, David, Chia Wen, Mohammad, Sue Lin, Hai
(Top) Me and MJ

The Beautiful 12 Apostles


While Hai does his G Star model pose, Sue Lin does her "i'm phailing" one

What warning?

Trust me, my balls shrunk to miniature pebbles here

Entertainment level at the back got dull

Emo MJ thinking suicidal's an option

Epic Beauty

Football, not soccer

While Hai acts all macho, David and I were shivering so hard our goosebumps were popping



Proof. David's arm, not mine

We then proceeded to have dinner on the way back at i believe was Torquay. We just shared 2 pizzas as the BBQ was still in our gutt.

David: OMG...Orgasmic...

Sue Lin: This pizza looks weird
MJ: Just eat it... "munch"

MMMM....PIZZA....

Saw... use 2 hands...

Natalia looks like she aged abit here :)

Well it was truly an epic trip to the south of Victoria. Gotta do it again guys, although i doubt any of you know about my blog.