Alright i know this is loooooooong overdue but sorry babe :P

Anyways, 1st december 2008 im sure was one of our more memorable moments don't you think? not just for the day for our bonding but financially as well :)

I knew i surprised you didn't i when i appeared from the laundry shop with the bouquet of flowers.

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• yes it is fake flowers
• and yes it is a graduation pooh :O

Anyways, we proceeded to One Utama simply because there weren't any other places to go at 11 am. Due to her "persistent" naggings of late, i decided to give in and bought two tickets to watch THIS movie --

Stupid teenage romance bullshit if you ask me :)

We proceeded to have lunch in Canton-i, and soon realised it should be named "Pokai*-i" instead. We ordered two plates of Pork Noodles and it costs RM43! WTF! thank god she paid the bill :)


Having sat through the movie, i bought her a couple of singlets from Smart-Connection. Price shall not be mentioned. We then went to snack out at American Chillis due to my sudden urge to have their Top-Shelf Margarita. There, stupid dumbass waiter asked to check my IC not once, but twice. Me thinks he's jealous as he represents one of the 60% of Malaysia, if you know what i mean.

He just oozes jealousy

I decided to surprise her by bringing her to eat in a place she had never been before. More famous for being a band then a restaurant.

Don't worry, the restaurant doesn't feel faggot-ty

We ordered an appetiser and this big-ass plate of spaghetti which though will look disgusting here, trust me, it was awesome. In fact, the whole dinner was super duper awesome until...


... the bill came. My wallet cried so hard even these guys could here it.

As a final surprise for her, i took the normal route i do to her house just to make it look like it's over. Little did she know, we went to Sheraton to eat some Apple Pie as well. The key to this dinner was that Sheraton gives a 50% discount on all baked goods from 8 pm. See i do know how to conserve money.


Well that pretty much sums up the 1st of December 2008. I know you had a great birthday babe and you're welcome. Happy birthday and love you :)

*broke financially

Awesome its time for a brand new update! I know its been awhile and that you, my fellow readers, have suffered much pain due to the lack of new posts here. Well i shall provide the perfect remedy with a brand new post, this about my first sexy trip to Malacca.

Firstly, driving to Malacca in a Perodua Kenari, not easy. To be forced to maintain at a ridiculous speed of 120km/h on a Malaysian 5 year old car is highly unrecommended. Fuel consumption was a real bitch. From a full tank from the start of the journey to just 2 bars left when i arrived at Malacca. What the f*ck !

not recommended

Anyhoo, arrived at Malacca around 10am and had to pick up the three stooges, Kar May, Lilian and gaytard Seanie.

i'm gonna get Li Lian for this

We first had lunch in some typical Nyonya shoppe named Donald & Lily's. Curry Laksa there was secksy! Along with Cendol...Omg like cum in your mouth!

Move aside Bree Olsen and Cytherea

We then proceeded to the infamous Stadthuys buildings, u know those lovely red church like thingys. I felt the Dutch-ness in me starting to grow, with the thoughts of SpaceCake, weed and things in between.

i showed my uncle this picture and he told me he took weed at this exact corner last time

Unfortunately didn't ride on Trishaws as there are no Trishaw insurance for me.

a big nono

We found alot of places in Malacca to do some Epic poses. Went to some place with cannons (no its not A'Famosa),




Pulau Besar

not that besar

and of course the Portuguese Settlement for seafood

He's using his LEFT HAND!!

We also went to eat some epic Chicken Rice Balls (nothing beats good soft textured balls) and of course Jonker Walk to drink their orgasm-esque Cendol.

I also got a God Damn fine for parking at 8.49 AM!!! what the hell! The Malaccan authorities are wayyyy too strict, but fortunately only charged rm15 after a 50% discount :)

Sadly, at around 2.30 pm, while me, jon, waiteng, weijing and jiahuay stayed on to go to the Malaccan zoo, the others decided to depart :(

wai teng left us for her Klang friends

my eyes were f*cked here

Thanks guys for this awesome and memorable trip. The memories collected through the camera lens are as sexy as a full cutout of Jessica Alba. We soo gotta do it again peeps!