This would be an extremely long post


I won't forget the year 2008,
The year i joined college, and met so many mates;
Whether from Klang, PJ, Ipoh or Johor,
All over Malaysia, but not further more

The bond we shared, was hard to describe,
Little did i expect, such an unbelievable tribe;
We laughed hard and loud, and couldn't stop being happy,
You could even say we were one big family

Jonathan Ho my pal, great dude with funny knees,
originated from Sri Lanka, but didn't live in trees;
There is my bangsar mate, his name is Sean Wong,
Truly random as shit, and alot thinner than King Kong

Jay-Son my klang bro, how funny you are,
You have to realise, your hair is la-la;
Another Jason there is, he is from KL,
Just watch him in 20 years, he'll own a hotel

My namesake Justin Lim, what a douche,
with hair so long, it could be Cecilia Chung's bush;
His partner in crime, goes by the name Izwan,
He denies that he's gay, though he might like men for fun

To the 2 Ben's, Ben Ma and Ben Kee,
Shortest in our class but always filled with glee;
Ben Ma, i hope you grow tall some day;
As for Ben Kee, pls try to stop your ffk

Xavian my friend, i've known you since Form 1,
Stop being Emo, and try to have more fun;
Loke Kian Nam, our true tennis freak,
May you someday kiss Sharapova's cheek.

Ridzwan and Ridhwan, two of the three malay's,
They aren't brothers, though they could be gays;
Ridz i know you'll get a job in accountancy,
Reed you're so rich, just buy Emporio Armani

Yam Jyun Narn, otherwise just known as Yam,
Seeing how tall you are, i just went "God Damn!"
Dominic the Sri KL-ian, also the stoner,
I won't forget how you've changed 6 phones this year

To Soon Kok You, eitherwise known as SKY,
Focus on your studies, don't make parents cry;
Now it's the girls turn, for me to rhyme,
I would like to thank you, for willing to spend your time (reading)

There is Li Lian, my assistant and my first friend,
As blonde as you are, you've been there with me till the end;
Then the attractive one, her name's Loo Kar May,
Hope you one day get to see your beloved DBSK

Giam Wei Jing, my sister and the coolest gal,
It's been great fun, making you laugh like hell;
Her Partner in crime, Woo Wai Teng's her name,
Hope you become a lawyer, whether for the money or the fame

Jia Huay the cutie, who hails from Ipoh,
You owe us our chicken, but your friendship is enough though;
Wei Lin the toughie, hardly seems afraid,
Hope your johor-ness will never fade.

Not forgetting Cheng Teng, the Puchong gal,
Her unusual antics, making her hard to tell;
There's also Fiona, so quiet and shrewd,
Always showing happiness, in ways i never could.

Then the smart one, her name's Lee Sher Min,
Same surname as my mum, but nowhere near is mean;
Her competitor for the genius prize, Asther Ang's her name,
To us Math's a torture, but for her it's just a game

Next we have Min Hui, who hails from Johor,
Dun la so scary, smile more Eh Sai Boh?
Andrea Lim, remember how i found your phone?
Or else confirm you will always groan
Last but not least, there's Khor Tian Ning,
I always notice that there's always a smile that you bring;

On to the lecturer's, first there's Mr Madhavan,
Through your excellent guidance, I wanna be an Accountant;
As for our Math teacher, her name's Ms. Doh,
Your methods of teaching Math, made us keep going "woah!"

We also won't forget Mrs Soh, our Econs lecturer,
Thanks to you i'm sure, Sean wants to study economics further;
Not forgetting, Our brilliant mentor and IT lecturer,
She has guided us well, and goes by the name Mrs. Sukhminder;
Finally of course Miss Indra, who teaches ESL,
You've taught us how to write letters so well.

I'm gonna miss you all, and i hope its likewise,
It was so disheartening, when we bidded our goodbyes;
But never forget, we're one big family,
May we keep in touch, for the rest of eternity.

P.S. : T2 For the Win!

How often have you met a douche who comes to you and says:" live everyday like it is your last"?
The phrase "live everyday like it is your last" (leliiyl from now on) has to be one of the dumbest phrases known to man. Imagine these situations:

1) a dude is suffering cancer and is bed ridden and some dumbass says:"leliiyl"
2) a kid is stressing over his finals or similar examinations and his retarded family member says : "leliiy"
3) you're a nun and somehow you get raped by some sick loser and all you hear is "leliiyl"

In fact, i googled "leliiyl" under the images link and the following are pictures of people i can safely assume advice "leliiyl"

I have no idea what or how the f*ck does being a hip hop artist have to do with "leliiyl"

If "leliiyl" means walking around in your boxers in the middle of nowhere, i would gladly pass the offer

So to whoever who invented the phrase "live everyday like it is your last", should invent the phrase:"im a suicidal retard and whosoever followed my wisdom should follow suit"

P.S: leliiyl is one of many stupid phrases that has been created by douchebags for no apparent reason

Harry Potter the series summed up in 2 minutes.






Credit to Trevor the Dutchman


P.S.: F*ck Harry Potter

Who Says V for Vendetta is good?








Credits to Jason "Drummer" Wong, Benjamin "Guitarist" Michael, Sean "Bassist" Wong, Jonathan "Singer" Ho, Izwan the Superman and Me =)

20th October 2008 (screw the date above)

It's been exactly 2 years since the day we got together
From our first ever outing in Sunway Pyramid
To our last outing in ironically, Sunway Pyramid as well

These post charts our lives together, from the first couple of weeks, to our first year anniversary, to now.

I can remember our first date like it was yesterday. How we played pool together, had an financially painful lunch together at Tony Roma's, and was forced to sit through the whole Devil Wears Prada movie. That day just felt like it flew by too fast. And it's extremely unfortunate how we do not have any mementos of that day.

We then went to Sunway Lagoon remember? 5 days into being a couple. I was afraid seeing me half naked would deter you, but somehow you didn't. We spent a wonderful time together, and the fact that there were other people watching us didn't even matter.


2 years ago (i know she looked abit off)

We had another memorable outing in Subang Parade with your sister and her friends.
This was based on advice that i should try to impress the siblings. Hope i did a good job. :)


Of course, not forgetting our first trip outside Selangor, at Genting Highlands. We had so much fun didn't we? the liberation from our parents, spending all night and all day together. That was truly one of the most memorable 3 days of my life. I also remember it was a week after you first dyed your hair.


They call* me stoner for a reason

After countless of dates together, the one that was real significant was when we went to One Utama to celebrate the new year. It was packed, hot, stuffy, filled with people, and i cherished every second of it. Knowing it was your first ever fireworks show, i hope you loved it.

Fastforwarding abit to the end of 2007, we had our second trip out of Selangor, this time in Port Dickson. (credit to Gordo here for his organisational skills). I didn't think that our Genting Trip could be bettered, little did i know i would be far off the truth.

Our most emo picture

We had our class party together in Tony Roma's, again. It was the first time i saw you in a dress, the very dress you were supposed to wear to Prom. You looked beautiful.


Come the new year, We again celebrated it together, this time at the Curve. I remember how i suffered a relapse of my asthma, and how we stayed there till 2.30 am waiting for your dad to pick us up. (It was technically the 2nd time, the first also being the new year of 07. Apologies to Mr Teoh for that)

Ego Point +1


In around March, we went to Sunburst concert 2008. It was our first concert together, and it was memorable for the rain (the weather, not the korean retard) and Incubus. I know you didn't enjoy it as much, but it being our first concert deserves to be mentioned as well.



no pics of us here unfortunately

Also not forgetting is our first trip together at Euphoria. Though we, particularly you, weren't the greatest fans of clubbing, i know for a fact you enjoyed yourself. We danced together for the first time, and hope it won't be our last.


And now here we are, 20th October 2008. we've spent 2 years of our lives together, what say another 200?

Love you so much and happy anniversary baby!

P.S.: click here and scroll down down down to read my post on the 20th of October 2007.

*used to