dimensionallychallenged

2009-05-19T22:04:00.000-07:00

I know this blog has been dead for a long long time. Partly due to internet limits but mainly due to extreme laziness. However, this blog has been resurrected mainly due to EXTREME reasons

I did it for teh lulz

2009-03-21T07:59:00.000-07:00

At the time of writing, me and my friend Yang are sitting at the fire stairwell of Unilodge@Melbourne on the 9th floor due to not one, but 2 fire alarms. Due to our immense laziness and devil may care attitude for our lives, we are here enjoying the incredible view of Melbourne. Toorah :)

2009-03-03T02:56:00.000-08:00

Well in the space of 3 weeks here now, i have travelled across Melbourne City and back countless of times. Therefore, Me, Chia Wen, David and Leon decided to join this Melbourne Zoo trip organised by Monash.

The Zoo has everything you expect from an Australian one u know:

Elephants

Koalas

Kangaroos

Sean Wong

But there was something missing about these animals. Movement. The Kangaroos don't hop, the koalas don't hug, even the penguins don't waddle the way Yang does. And i paid AuD 25 for this? WTF?!

Oh well, If its any consolation, i took 2 more sandwiches than the allocated 1 they gave.

Mmmm....Wombat....

We followed that up with an Epic trip to the Great Ocean Road. For those of you who don't know, the great ocean road is where the famous 12 apostles is. The drive alone was 4 f*cking hours one way. Thank god i didn't drive.

We first arrived at a place called Surf Beach to just meet up. There were 2 cars, 1 driven by a Vietnamese and another by a Norwegian Chinese. Yup a Norwegian Chinese :)

At Surf Beach

We proceeded to have some epic barbecue at some windy place with birds. I'm not that good with names so yea just accept it kay:)

How to grill Steak by Chef Chong

Kinky...

I think this was when David used the garlicbread to hold down the foil.

Some Epic Jumping Timing skills

(L-R) Wei, Natalia, David, Chia Wen, Mohammad, Sue Lin, Hai
(Top) Me and MJ

The Beautiful 12 Apostles

While Hai does his G Star model pose, Sue Lin does her "i'm phailing" one

What warning?

Trust me, my balls shrunk to miniature pebbles here

Entertainment level at the back got dull

Emo MJ thinking suicidal's an option

Epic Beauty

Football, not soccer

While Hai acts all macho, David and I were shivering so hard our goosebumps were popping

Proof. David's arm, not mine

We then proceeded to have dinner on the way back at i believe was Torquay. We just shared 2 pizzas as the BBQ was still in our gutt.

David: OMG...Orgasmic...

Sue Lin: This pizza looks weird
MJ: Just eat it... "munch"

MMMM....PIZZA....

Saw... use 2 hands...

Natalia looks like she aged abit here :)

Well it was truly an epic trip to the south of Victoria. Gotta do it again guys, although i doubt any of you know about my blog.

2009-02-18T18:33:00.000-08:00

Well this is officially my first blog post since arriving in the land down under. I've gotten my handphone number already which is 0425261035. That would be +61425261035 for you guys back home. I know its long. It took me 4 days to remember it so yeah.

Its hard to believe i'm no longer in Malaysia u know. It was abit of a weird feeling at the airport. For those who were there, Jamie, Mike, Gordo, Chuah, Xavian, Wei Jing, Jia Huay, Wai Teng, Jason and all my fellow family members, thanks for being there. It's probably the first time some of you saw what happened so yea, pls keep it on the low ok.

Feels so different being in a new country. But adaptation hasn't been a problem whatsoever. My housemates are real cool. I mean, they are like from all over the world. I would like to clarify here that i'm the youngest around.

I've got mates from Malaysia, Turkey, Thailand, Vietnam, Singapore, Japan and even Papua New Guinea, which is like uber awesome. Anyways, i shall leave you now with some pictures of Melbourne.

This is the house i'm staying

Australian Beer in dedication to Khaw Li Lian :)

The first Proton i saw here

Orgasmic Churros

This is an actual shop that sells tea. Cool eh?

Presenting Han Ting and Chia Wen

This is the Clayton field, damn awesome

This is the famous cupcakes of Melbourne. Sexiness

My cousin's adorable Poodle + Schnauser

This is David, the American Hongkie

This is in Melbourne Central
This is the tallest building in Melbourne and the tallest

apartment in the world

This is Amjad, a Jordanian postgrad

Osaka festival in Flitzroy Park

Left is Elaine, and i'm not sure what's the name of the girl in the middle.

sorry if you're reading this :P

The big ass clock in Melbourne Central

That's Jon
In the middle is Win Son, right is Uncle John, and the left is some scottish dude. He looks like the Scottish poker player devilfish.

See the similarities?

The first strip club i've seen here

The epic Art Gallery. It's FREE ENTRANCE!!!

Checkout the number plates.

Awesome Dim Sum. The egg tart was Chuck Norris level epicness

From left: Me, Yang, Leon (name damn cool), Chia Wen and Han Ting

Well so far, Melbourne and Caulfield have been awesome. It's only been one week but yeah feels great to be here.

2009-02-05T06:37:00.000-08:00

For fanatics of loser emo bands like:

Simple Fags

Secondly Circumcised

My Chemical Romance (what kind of f*cking name is this for a band)

Congratulations. A brand new soft toy has been invented with your name written all over it

Presenting... All new "Tickle me Emo"

PS: did anyone notice the words on "Emo's" outfit?

2009-01-16T10:28:00.000-08:00

wrong

2009-01-12T22:51:00.000-08:00

In what has been the greatest possible thing to happen in the turn of the year, i have been struck with the terribly itchy chickenpox. As of this moment, i am being "quarantined" in my own home and apparently cannot go out. My face looks bumpier than the Moon and Jonathan Ho's face combined.

I have been told to layoff
1)

rice/rice-based products

2)
Eggs

Soy Sauce

Chicken

The list goes on and on, but strangely, the one dish i can eat is of course, the holy meat...

Pork

I feel itchy all f*cking over...

2008-12-14T08:05:00.001-08:00

Alright i know this is loooooooong overdue but sorry babe :P

Anyways, 1st december 2008 im sure was one of our more memorable moments don't you think? not just for the day for our bonding but financially as well :)

I knew i surprised you didn't i when i appeared from the laundry shop with the bouquet of flowers.

yes it is fake flowers
and yes it is a graduation pooh :O

Anyways, we proceeded to One Utama simply because there weren't any other places to go at 11 am. Due to her "persistent" naggings of late, i decided to give in and bought two tickets to watch THIS movie --

Stupid teenage romance bullshit if you ask me :)

We proceeded to have lunch in Canton-i, and soon realised it should be named "Pokai*-i" instead. We ordered two plates of Pork Noodles and it costs RM43! WTF! thank god she paid the bill :)

Having sat through the movie, i bought her a couple of singlets from Smart-Connection. Price shall not be mentioned. We then went to snack out at American Chillis due to my sudden urge to have their Top-Shelf Margarita. There, stupid dumbass waiter asked to check my IC not once, but twice. Me thinks he's jealous as he represents one of the 60% of Malaysia, if you know what i mean.

He just oozes jealousy

I decided to surprise her by bringing her to eat in a place she had never been before. More famous for being a band then a restaurant.

Don't worry, the restaurant doesn't feel faggot-ty

We ordered an appetiser and this big-ass plate of spaghetti which though will look disgusting here, trust me, it was awesome. In fact, the whole dinner was super duper awesome until...

... the bill came. My wallet cried so hard even these guys could here it.

As a final surprise for her, i took the normal route i do to her house just to make it look like it's over. Little did she know, we went to Sheraton to eat some Apple Pie as well. The key to this dinner was that Sheraton gives a 50% discount on all baked goods from 8 pm. See i do know how to conserve money.

Well that pretty much sums up the 1st of December 2008. I know you had a great birthday babe and you're welcome. Happy birthday and love you :)

*broke financially

2008-12-08T06:53:00.000-08:00

Awesome its time for a brand new update! I know its been awhile and that you, my fellow readers, have suffered much pain due to the lack of new posts here. Well i shall provide the perfect remedy with a brand new post, this about my first sexy trip to Malacca.

Firstly, driving to Malacca in a Perodua Kenari, not easy. To be forced to maintain at a ridiculous speed of 120km/h on a Malaysian 5 year old car is highly unrecommended. Fuel consumption was a real bitch. From a full tank from the start of the journey to just 2 bars left when i arrived at Malacca. What the f*ck !

not recommended

Anyhoo, arrived at Malacca around 10am and had to pick up the three stooges, Kar May, Lilian and gaytard Seanie.

i'm gonna get Li Lian for this

We first had lunch in some typical Nyonya shoppe named Donald & Lily's. Curry Laksa there was secksy! Along with Cendol...Omg like cum in your mouth!

Move aside Bree Olsen and Cytherea

We then proceeded to the infamous Stadthuys buildings, u know those lovely red church like thingys. I felt the Dutch-ness in me starting to grow, with the thoughts of SpaceCake, weed and things in between.

i showed my uncle this picture and he told me he took weed at this exact corner last time

Unfortunately didn't ride on Trishaws as there are no Trishaw insurance for me.

a big nono

We found alot of places in Malacca to do some Epic poses. Went to some place with cannons (no its not A'Famosa),

Pulau Besar

not that besar

and of course the Portuguese Settlement for seafood

He's using his LEFT HAND!!

We also went to eat some epic Chicken Rice Balls (nothing beats good soft textured balls) and of course Jonker Walk to drink their orgasm-esque Cendol.

I also got a God Damn fine for parking at 8.49 AM!!! what the hell! The Malaccan authorities are wayyyy too strict, but fortunately only charged rm15 after a 50% discount :)

Sadly, at around 2.30 pm, while me, jon, waiteng, weijing and jiahuay stayed on to go to the Malaccan zoo, the others decided to depart :(

wai teng left us for her Klang friends

my eyes were f*cked here

Thanks guys for this awesome and memorable trip. The memories collected through the camera lens are as sexy as a full cutout of Jessica Alba. We soo gotta do it again peeps!

2008-11-18T07:56:00.000-08:00

Ladies and Gentlemen, as our world heads into a newer age of technology, the creation of various machineries have helped make our daily lives a whole lot better. From Harley Davidson motorbikes to the Lamborghini Gallardo, our various ways of transportation has improved significantly. And now, i would like to present to you the greatest innovation created by the Americans for adolescences.

P.S.: Choking Hazard for 3 years and under.

2008-11-16T08:10:00.000-08:00

At exactly 19 hours from now, college life will cease to exist. The final paper would finally be conquered, and it would mean absolute freedom for yours truly.
It's hard to believe that finally, after 11 months of grueling* studies, hard work* and focus*, it will all be over so soon. I have already compiled a list of things to be done during the holidays, eventhough i know it's still way to soon.

List of stuff to be done after exams:
1) Prom

2) Sunway Lagoon

3) Streak

4) Celebrate someone's birthday

5) Travel to Malacca

6) Go to Summit for charity carnival

7) Travel to Malacca

8) Lose weight

9) Spend money on absolute shit

10) Burn all my notes needless in the future (Math, ESL and IT)

*subject to personal opinion

2008-11-14T08:11:00.001-08:00

2008-11-08T08:13:00.001-08:00

In a world where corruption runs Malaysia, stupidity is imminent in Republicans, Liverpool cannot win a league title, there's only one thing that could ever make sense.

Jerry being constantly chased by Tom.

However, the question here is, why does Jerry seem happy being chased around??

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Jerry knows there is a mean 6 year old boy named Justin Chong who loves bullying cats for fun, as shown below.

P.S.: Justin Chong does not like cats

2008-10-27T10:31:00.000-07:00

This would be an extremely long post

I won't forget the year 2008,
The year i joined college, and met so many mates;
Whether from Klang, PJ, Ipoh or Johor,
All over Malaysia, but not further more

The bond we shared, was hard to describe,
Little did i expect, such an unbelievable tribe;
We laughed hard and loud, and couldn't stop being happy,
You could even say we were one big family

Jonathan Ho my pal, great dude with funny knees,
originated from Sri Lanka, but didn't live in trees;
There is my bangsar mate, his name is Sean Wong,
Truly random as shit, and alot thinner than King Kong

Jay-Son my klang bro, how funny you are,
You have to realise, your hair is la-la;
Another Jason there is, he is from KL,
Just watch him in 20 years, he'll own a hotel

My namesake Justin Lim, what a douche,
with hair so long, it could be Cecilia Chung's bush;
His partner in crime, goes by the name Izwan,
He denies that he's gay, though he might like men for fun

To the 2 Ben's, Ben Ma and Ben Kee,
Shortest in our class but always filled with glee;
Ben Ma, i hope you grow tall some day;
As for Ben Kee, pls try to stop your ffk

Xavian my friend, i've known you since Form 1,
Stop being Emo, and try to have more fun;
Loke Kian Nam, our true tennis freak,
May you someday kiss Sharapova's cheek.

Ridzwan and Ridhwan, two of the three malay's,
They aren't brothers, though they could be gays;
Ridz i know you'll get a job in accountancy,
Reed you're so rich, just buy Emporio Armani

Yam Jyun Narn, otherwise just known as Yam,
Seeing how tall you are, i just went "God Damn!"
Dominic the Sri KL-ian, also the stoner,
I won't forget how you've changed 6 phones this year

To Soon Kok You, eitherwise known as SKY,
Focus on your studies, don't make parents cry;
Now it's the girls turn, for me to rhyme,
I would like to thank you, for willing to spend your time (reading)

There is Li Lian, my assistant and my first friend,
As blonde as you are, you've been there with me till the end;
Then the attractive one, her name's Loo Kar May,
Hope you one day get to see your beloved DBSK

Giam Wei Jing, my sister and the coolest gal,
It's been great fun, making you laugh like hell;
Her Partner in crime, Woo Wai Teng's her name,
Hope you become a lawyer, whether for the money or the fame

Jia Huay the cutie, who hails from Ipoh,
You owe us our chicken, but your friendship is enough though;
Wei Lin the toughie, hardly seems afraid,
Hope your johor-ness will never fade.

Not forgetting Cheng Teng, the Puchong gal,
Her unusual antics, making her hard to tell;
There's also Fiona, so quiet and shrewd,
Always showing happiness, in ways i never could.

Then the smart one, her name's Lee Sher Min,
Same surname as my mum, but nowhere near is mean;
Her competitor for the genius prize, Asther Ang's her name,
To us Math's a torture, but for her it's just a game

Next we have Min Hui, who hails from Johor,
Dun la so scary, smile more Eh Sai Boh?
Andrea Lim, remember how i found your phone?
Or else confirm you will always groan
Last but not least, there's Khor Tian Ning,
I always notice that there's always a smile that you bring;

On to the lecturer's, first there's Mr Madhavan,
Through your excellent guidance, I wanna be an Accountant;
As for our Math teacher, her name's Ms. Doh,
Your methods of teaching Math, made us keep going "woah!"

We also won't forget Mrs Soh, our Econs lecturer,
Thanks to you i'm sure, Sean wants to study economics further;
Not forgetting, Our brilliant mentor and IT lecturer,
She has guided us well, and goes by the name Mrs. Sukhminder;
Finally of course Miss Indra, who teaches ESL,
You've taught us how to write letters so well.

I'm gonna miss you all, and i hope its likewise,
It was so disheartening, when we bidded our goodbyes;
But never forget, we're one big family,
May we keep in touch, for the rest of eternity.

P.S. : T2 For the Win!

2008-10-23T07:50:00.001-07:00

How often have you met a douche who comes to you and says:" live everyday like it is your last"?
The phrase "live everyday like it is your last" (leliiyl from now on) has to be one of the dumbest phrases known to man. Imagine these situations:

1) a dude is suffering cancer and is bed ridden and some dumbass says:"leliiyl"
2) a kid is stressing over his finals or similar examinations and his retarded family member says : "leliiy"
3) you're a nun and somehow you get raped by some sick loser and all you hear is "leliiyl"

In fact, i googled "leliiyl" under the images link and the following are pictures of people i can safely assume advice "leliiyl"

I have no idea what or how the f*ck does being a hip hop artist have to do with "leliiyl"

If "leliiyl" means walking around in your boxers in the middle of nowhere, i would gladly pass the offer

So to whoever who invented the phrase "live everyday like it is your last", should invent the phrase:"im a suicidal retard and whosoever followed my wisdom should follow suit"

P.S: leliiyl is one of many stupid phrases that has been created by douchebags for no apparent reason

2008-10-23T07:38:00.000-07:00

Harry Potter the series summed up in 2 minutes.

Credit to Trevor the Dutchman

P.S.: F*ck Harry Potter

2008-10-22T05:52:00.000-07:00

Who Says V for Vendetta is good?

Credits to Jason "Drummer" Wong, Benjamin "Guitarist" Michael, Sean "Bassist" Wong, Jonathan "Singer" Ho, Izwan the Superman and Me =)

2008-10-19T08:18:00.000-07:00

20th October 2008 (screw the date above)

It's been exactly 2 years since the day we got together
From our first ever outing in Sunway Pyramid
To our last outing in ironically, Sunway Pyramid as well

These post charts our lives together, from the first couple of weeks, to our first year anniversary, to now.

I can remember our first date like it was yesterday. How we played pool together, had an financially painful lunch together at Tony Roma's, and was forced to sit through the whole Devil Wears Prada movie. That day just felt like it flew by too fast. And it's extremely unfortunate how we do not have any mementos of that day.

We then went to Sunway Lagoon remember? 5 days into being a couple. I was afraid seeing me half naked would deter you, but somehow you didn't. We spent a wonderful time together, and the fact that there were other people watching us didn't even matter.

2 years ago (i know she looked abit off)

We had another memorable outing in Subang Parade with your sister and her friends.
This was based on advice that i should try to impress the siblings. Hope i did a good job. :)

Of course, not forgetting our first trip outside Selangor, at Genting Highlands. We had so much fun didn't we? the liberation from our parents, spending all night and all day together. That was truly one of the most memorable 3 days of my life. I also remember it was a week after you first dyed your hair.

They call* me stoner for a reason

After countless of dates together, the one that was real significant was when we went to One Utama to celebrate the new year. It was packed, hot, stuffy, filled with people, and i cherished every second of it. Knowing it was your first ever fireworks show, i hope you loved it.

Fastforwarding abit to the end of 2007, we had our second trip out of Selangor, this time in Port Dickson. (credit to Gordo here for his organisational skills). I didn't think that our Genting Trip could be bettered, little did i know i would be far off the truth.

Our most emo picture

We had our class party together in Tony Roma's, again. It was the first time i saw you in a dress, the very dress you were supposed to wear to Prom. You looked beautiful.

Come the new year, We again celebrated it together, this time at the Curve. I remember how i suffered a relapse of my asthma, and how we stayed there till 2.30 am waiting for your dad to pick us up. (It was technically the 2nd time, the first also being the new year of 07. Apologies to Mr Teoh for that)

Ego Point +1

In around March, we went to Sunburst concert 2008. It was our first concert together, and it was memorable for the rain (the weather, not the korean retard) and Incubus. I know you didn't enjoy it as much, but it being our first concert deserves to be mentioned as well.

no pics of us here unfortunately

Also not forgetting is our first trip together at Euphoria. Though we, particularly you, weren't the greatest fans of clubbing, i know for a fact you enjoyed yourself. We danced together for the first time, and hope it won't be our last.

And now here we are, 20th October 2008. we've spent 2 years of our lives together, what say another 200?

Love you so much and happy anniversary baby!

P.S.: click here and scroll down down down to read my post on the 20th of October 2007.

*used to

2008-09-25T08:25:00.000-07:00

Oasis

In arguably my greatest rendition yet, i have made my version of Supersonic by Oasis. It's titled Superhorny

If you have never heard the song before, please click THIS
link

And the following lyrics is my rendition, enjoy :)

We need to touch ourselves
Coz we've got no one else
We're feeling superhorny
Give me sex and money
You can have it all
But how much do you want me?

It makes me laugh
For when i see you barf
Can i ride on you in your BMW
You can sail with me, in my yellow submarine

You need to find out
Coz no one's gonna tell you what i'm all about
You need to find a way to tell me when to play
But before tomorrow

Coz my friend says he'd take you home
He told me that while we're on the phone
He lives under a waterfall
Nobody can see him
You can only hear him when he calls
You can only hear him when he calls

I need to touch myself
Coz i've got no one else
I know a girl named Mindy
She has crabs and she's itchy
She got it from a Jew in the Mount Kinabalu
It made me laugh
I got her autograph
She done it with my doctor, whilst playing strip poker
In her breasts there's tissues
A salivating issue

She needs to find out
Coz no one's gonna tell her what i'm all about
You need to find a way to tell me when to play
But before tomorrow

Coz my friend says he'd take you home
He told me that while we're on the phone
He lives under a waterfall
Nobody can see him
You can only hear him when he calls
You can only hear him when he calls

P.S.: Oasis rock, even if they support Manchester City

2008-09-23T07:52:00.001-07:00

Have you ever felt lonely, down, emotional, and feel like no one in the world cares for you? Need psychological help from others? Do you feel like you can associate with the woman above?

Well, a website has been created to help cheer up all your problems. click
here to see all your problems flash before your very own eyes.

P.S.: you're welcome :)

2008-09-21T10:05:00.000-07:00

Title: We are too Free

P.S.: We really are too free
P.S.S: i have no clue how to remove that picture under the video. For some reason it stays there and is unremovable

2008-09-17T10:29:00.000-07:00

Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting the greatest group in Facebook known to man.

click here (you know you want to)

P.S: if u don't own a facebook, this is where you belong

2008-09-15T09:23:00.000-07:00

The other day i was hanging out with my mates in a mamak, and we got to think, what happens when you blend really hard objects. Turns out we need not experiment, due once again to the shrine of wisdom, youtube.

BlendTec, some blender-inventing company came up with the idea to promote blending in a whole new way. Imagine blending golf balls perhaps, or Nike sports shoes to prove the capability of their blenders? Interesting no?

Here's a video of the host, Tom Dickson, blending a nintendo Wii Remote

And now he is blending Nike footwear

And this is where he gets really insane.

Firstly he blends a Weezer album with real Pork and Beans

Then he blends a god-damn Iphone. He truly lives up to his surname well.

But of course, the final question is, can he blend Chuck Norris?

P.S.: life lesson number 382, nothing can beat Chuck Norris

2008-08-25T07:03:00.001-07:00

AWESOME SHIT! Welcome to the 50th post of the greatest blog in the universe. In a way of expressing my true gratitude and superiority from the support of the most loyal of my readers, i have decided to entertain you all with pictures of those that u may/may not know, when they were at their nerdiest, gayest or along those lines. i have gone through a bitch-ass of a time to actually find the pictures of the people on this post, so please, do comment :)

How to hide constipation problems

Having a blonde moment

Check out where Jojo's (chinese boy) hands are located

they love their balls

An opportunist

Well so far i have been able to find these gems, if more are found it would be updated. :)

P.S.: if anyone feels insulted/uneasy about this post, u're supposed to

2008-08-08T08:17:00.000-07:00

It's unfortunate, isn't it? There is an ascending trend in the malaysian society that doesn't seem to end. It is a plague that has ripped apart the ideal from the modernly daft. Despite countless efforts from our fellow malaysians to halt this disease, it seems that the more it gets annoyed of, the faster it spreads. there is only one thing in this world that can attest to all of this...

Lalaness...

Lalas can be categorized into 2 different species. They are the Ah Bengs(males) and Ah Lians(females). This breed of man is generally rude, frustratingly annoying to hang around with, and worst of all, is increasing in numbers. It seems they cannot be stopped, due to the rise in Korean (gay) musical industry.

The rise of the Ah Beng

The reason for its rapid growth is due to the contagious virus, known as lalatropoism. It has been widely debated where did this lala gene first appear. It is believed though to have come from the Korean, or sometimes Japanese society. The following are examples of how these societies have contributed to the rise of lalas in our country.

In Korea

In Malaysia

In Korea

In Malaysia

Among the lalas more popular habits is a tendency to modify their cars. In most cases, modifying a car can be cool IF it is a Subaru Impreza, Mitsubishi Evo and so forth. But for this group of significant others, Peroduas would (apparently) look like Mitsubishis and crap cars would look like it just got through a trainwreck of barney-influenced colours.

Here is an example of why some cars are best maintained the way they normally are:

It looks good when its in the dark

Interior doesn't look too bad.... but...

Tragedy.

For the record, that is a Perodua Kancil, Malaysia's smallest and cheapest locally assembled car.

Lalas are an annoying bunch of posers who think they are the chinese 50 cent (Bad enough). But don't just take my word for it. This is a video clip from the holy shrine of wisdom, youtube.

Bottom line, stop lalaness NOW!

PS: i'm proud to say i do not befriend lalas, and neither should you.

2008-07-29T06:48:00.000-07:00

Has anyone noticed that things are getting bigger and bigger lately? in the past, it seemed that slim and tight was in. Au Contraire. Now, the bigger, the better, as every male and female in this world would attest to. I've noticed alot of random stuff that has suddenly megasized recently.

SIZE DOES MATTER

Awesome bobbling head thingys

This picture was taken at Echo Park Mid Valley. As we all know, Echo Park is a place where loser hip hop wannabes buy their trends. Well, this bag is proof that dumbass hip hoppers have grown more stupidity. Look at the picture above. Just imagine the commercial it would show on tv.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Eastpak Corp have realised that hip hoppers love baggy stuff. First there were baggy BBall shirts, then there were REALLY baggy pants, and now...REALLY REALLY baggy bags!!! Best of all, it is on sale. So come on down to Echo Park Mid Valley, where dipshits love to shop"

Chicken Gas for lunch anyone? This is under Korean Food in Asia Cafe SS15

I vow to treat anyone who is willing to order and finish the entire plate of "Chicken Gas", with condition that one finishes the entire plate, does not recieve help from others and must be against anything and everything Korean.

Is this enough proof of racism existing in our country? Just for the record, that is an Intel Pentium 1 chip designed for Windows 95. What is it supposed to signify?

I don't know about you, but i wouldn't even consider eating a hot dog named Deutsch Doodle Dang. And its not even a PORK! Don't Germans live on pork? so how can you have the word "DEUSTCH" in it if you only serve it in either chicken or beef. 1901 are Douchies

PS: There's nothing to write here today

2008-07-21T06:17:00.000-07:00

I don't know about you all, but i love birthdays. They come once a year, and never fails to put a smile on ur face (Joker-esque, no?)

Anyways, as mentioned in my previous post, my birthday has just been concluded, although technically its been over a week now where i had 2 awesome parties. My first one was with my college mates at Chilli's in Mid Valley where we had to me an extremely fun and stomach filling day. Due to a lack of time, i shall just let the pictures do most of the talking

The J's of T2

My first proposal rejected, jebus!

Witz ze lads

Cake + Face = cumshot

Witz ze ladies

Love you guys

This party was followed by another one the following saturday. This time the scene was at my house where family and former schoolmates/closest mates were invited. ( to those who weren't invited, sorry la didn't mean to, but got limit, catering expensive)

With my cousins/aunts

Downing a can in 30 seconds

I love you guys (gordo stoning)

A picture worth a million words

Thanks everyone for making this such a memorable birthday for me, truly am sorry for such an emo post as it is not me, but extremely thankful. Love you all.

P.S.:I had a picture of Yang praying to a 3 kilo slab of heaven-sent pork, but unfortunately it couldnt be located.

2008-07-15T08:42:00.000-07:00

I assume everyone is expecting this post to be about my birthday. Technically, it is. This post is a reminder to everyone that my birthday post will be up shortly, due to a lack of pictures and lack of creativity.

P.S.: To those who don't like this post, i insist u suck my honey-glazed balls

2008-07-07T06:02:00.000-07:00

Did anyone read the Malay Mail dated Monday 7th July? well if you didn't, the main story was bloody stupid.

If you're wondering what this "Rock Band", named Carburetor Dung (i'm not shitting you) did, their lead singer, aptly named "Alak", yes, Alak, had apparently lifted his shirt a wee bit too high that you could see part of his boxers/buttocks exposed to the thousands of people who had gone to watch the brilliant display of how Ramones wannabes shouldn't perform.

Now, this wasn't any ordinary concert, this was actually a "demonstration" by PKR de facto leader Anwar Ibrahim about the rising oil prices. So from an initially peaceful demonstration to show the people's distress of the fuel prices, it turned out to be an all our warfare against a group of "punk/indie" band because a little display of male booty.

In a typical order of defiance from a group of attention seeking dumbasses who are now famous more than ever, (this despite the fact that they have been around since 1991), they have decided to NOT apologize for the mistake. According to "Band spokesman/guitarist/douchebag" Joe Kidd, he claimed that it was not their intention to upset anyone, thus claiming they are NOT sorry.

Am i the only one who sees something wrong here? think about it. If you meant to hurt someone, then you shouldn't feel sorry. If u didn't mean to, isn't an apology followed? For example, would the great Nazi Adolf Hitler be sorry for what he did to the jews? Fuck No! He's probably somewhere in heaven asking for Jewish bollocks for lunch.

Unremorseful, and hungry

This incident is another example of why the Malaysian musical industry is going down the pipes. In case they haven't realised, here's a message to Carburetor Dung. Try sarong instead, at least that ugly piece of fashion would be able to cover up both your crappy sense of music and your crappier sense of fitting clothes.

P.S. Today marks the day where we are exactly one week away from the birthday of the greatest man to ever live. Ask Jamie on my chatbox for details. Love you babe.

2008-07-03T07:25:00.000-07:00

Just the other day i was reading The Star and saw this article which i find utterly ridiculous.

It made me think, how the hell can a dad of 18 afford to have 4 wives. Here's a lowdown of all the facts about this dumbass:

a) He has a monthly income of RM3000

b) He thinks condoms are myths

c) Considering he has 18 kids, and he's now getting his 4th wife, that means he had his 18 kids with 3 wives. That makes 6 kids a wife

d) He can have an entire football team, including reserves, with his kids
e) He's a complete douchebag

Anyways today we had this fucked-up talk about sexual intercourse being presented by this racist dipshit. Why is he racist? well he showed us a picture of a penis which was unusually smaller, and he claimed that it belonged to a chinese. I was thinking, what the hell does that make koreans?

Checkout this fact or fiction paper they gave :-

According to this, an "erection" is defined as "the state marked by firm turgid (hard) form and erect position of a previously flaccid (soft) bodily part containing cavernous tissue when that tissue becomes dilated with blood." Otherwise known as a boner.

What a vasectomy would look like (Patient is Korean, obviously)

Later, i saw this banner in Inti College about them also having a sexual education talk. I couldn't believe it, they were giving away 800 free top-grade Durex condoms, and all we got was some dipshit ranting about how sex can be bad for you.

P.S.: gonorrhea on faces looks like a caramel-draped face with cocoa pops.

2008-06-30T08:11:00.000-07:00

The EURO's are over! The Nazi's have lost. Spain are the new champions. Underdogs? Bollocks! Now every Liverpool and Arsenal fan will be gloating about how much their heroes Fabregas and Torres contributed.

If you'd like some statistics about the tournament, you've come to the right place. If you don't, well that's too bad then now ain't it?

Top Scorer: David Villa (SPAIN) - 4 Goals

Top Scoring Team: Spain- 12 Goals

Only Unbeaten/flawless team: Spain

Man Of The Match -- final: Xavi Hernandez (Spain)

AND

Only team to beat Russia twice: Spain

I think you have an idea where i am going with this. Despite being a true die-hard Oranje supporter, it has to be said Spain are deserved champions and are truly the best team in Europe.

P.S: England aren't even in the top 16.

2008-06-29T07:15:00.000-07:00

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are 4 hours and 20 minutes away from the final of the third greatest football tournament in the world. But considering Holland are already knocked out, who gives a shit?

Anyways, yesterday we celebrated our beloved pal Choo "Pork Chop" Jay-Son's 18th year of existence. We announced his arrival to the age of manhood by celebrating in Italiannies, where i promised myself to keep up with my recent dietary habits by eating ONLY calamari caesar salad.

Giving his car amatuer spoilers

JaySon decided to give the guys a treat by treating us to a plate of kickass calamari, and little did he realise the spaghetti with Italian meatBalls he had ordered wasn't for personal, but instead for 4-6 people.

the king acknowledging his croonies to eat

pranking him into ordering the spaghetti for 6

The before (its alot bigger than it looks)

and the after

My diet plan seemed to be working, having finished my Caesar Salad and feeling just right. Unfortunately, temptation crept in. With 2 Italian meatBalls unfinished, it is not right to simply let it go to waste now isit. Thus, thanks to me, and some minor help from the other guys, the monster that is the spaghetti with Italian meatBalls was finally conquered.

How not to look gay by T2 (only applies to the back row)

Cheeky

Cheekier

Insanity

assfest 101

We ended the day walking around and doing crap, as shown by the picture above.

P.S.: Jayson celebrated his new found freedom by entering a massage parlour*.

*A Thai one

2008-06-25T08:20:00.000-07:00

If there ever was one thing that brings you pleasure for that particular moment, only to hit you that you're being a complete idiot later, its spicy food. No one can deny spicy food is awesome, just read "The Alphabet of Manliness", arguably the greatest book ever known by mankind. But of course, there's where the awesomeness ends.

Manly

Eating spicy food makes people, particularly men, more proactive and confident. It is a known fact that the spicier the food a man can take in his diet, the bigger the bollocks the man has, thus giving a huge boost to his ego. This would come in handy due to the frequent trips to the toilet one is expected to make due to the effect of menstruating women's biggest enemy, Chilli.

Menstruating women's biggest nightmare

A statistic has shown that Mexico has the largest rate (84%) of sewage cleansing in proportion to its population number in the whole world. Now, as Mexico's most famous product would be the Jalapeno Chilli, its obvious what is the cause of its huge rate of fecal deposits.

An example of a major fecal contributor

You must be wondering by now why am i describing about chilli. Well put it this way, whenever one ever decides to eat chilli to boost the awesomeness of his/hers noodles, please bear in mind the consequences that could follow. I didn't.

P.S: 60% of statistics are made up

2008-06-24T05:47:00.000-07:00

I have decided to come back to blogging, just to express some issues which have pissed me off the past few weeks. To start it off, my first news from my return from holidays was the rise in oil prices. A rise of 78 Cents per litre? what the fuck. One thing i do not understand about all this rise in oil petrol issue is the rebate of RM625. Only a dipshit would be truly satisfied with the RM 625 rebate. Think about it. If the Government are gonna spend millions giving every motorist the rebate, they might as well use the millions to minimize the rise in prices. Isn't that more logical?

what the rise in petrol means to a college student

Another issue was the complimentary rise in food prices all over. Asia Cafe food prices are soaring through the roof. I bought a plate of chicken from the "Mixed rice" stall, without containg rice, and it costs 8 bloody ringgit.

pretty soon, char kuey teow sellers would accept Euros

I could have spent that amount of money spending something more worthwhile, like God's meat (Pork). Why is Pork God's meat? What other animal in the world could u eat every part of their body. you go try eating a chicken's beak and tell me what it taste like.

Chickens, eat your hearts out

But the one thing that really ticked me off is something that happened this morning. I recently read a report where snatch thieves are a dying breed. Utter bullshit. A good friend of mine just got snatch theft by 2 losers on their favourite (only) vehicle, the scooters,(motorbikes are too cool) and left her with some scars, bruises and possibly trauma, aside from the loss of all her belongings. Although its inconclusive to say if they were Malaysia's infamous Mat Rempits, suffice to say that it is a safe bet to consider these A-holes as one of them. If they have that much bollocks as people say, why target innocent teenagers, when there are big,tough men awaiting around the corner, like Chuck Norris. (inspiration of HALO)

the real master chief

2008-01-30T08:18:00.000-08:00

The reason why i'm posting here is coz i cant sleep, thanks to college which has screwed up my biological clock. right now, 1 am is the new 10pm, and 6.30 am is the new 12pm. and its taking its toll, especially to my wallet. Starbucks should offer me regular customer discounts due to the need of coffee in the morning. nothing beats a good ol' cuppa hot coffee in the morning to wake u up.
Today, something just hit me. i just remembered i've got my first COMMON TEST this Friday!! WTF!! Realisation kicking in. Thank God its Economics, as if its Accounts i'd be so f*cked up. oh well. As its conducted at MPH (multi-purpose hall), hopefully copying can be done with ease. Pls take note that its not cheating, but more of seizing the moment. as a brilliant man once said "if God gives u a seed, you plant a tree"
Fine i made that up, but it makes perfect sense, don't u think?
I was actually planning to wake up at 3.30 am tomorrow, which at the moment of typing would be today, to watch the Manu match. but i checked the Astro guide and wth! they aren't showing it. we pay them 88 bucks a month for quality service, and we dun't get footie matches? What the hell?
PS: i read the news today, and guess what, i drove past another dead body. There was a big commotion involving police and all at the land being developed next to Summit USJ, but my dad and i couldn't figure out what it was. Today's Star newspaper said that someone had died fishing there, who fishes in the middle of Subang Jaya? must be one of those immigrants...
So last week i've driven past 2 dead bodies. Ooo my life just got a whole lot interesting...

2008-01-23T07:16:00.000-08:00

HAPPY THAIPUSAM EVERYONE!! Unless of course you're one of those who couldn't care less, then HAPPY HOLIDAYS according to Pak Lah's new law. me thinks this is due to Hindraf pressure, but who knows eh...

well today i finally could go out on a date, something i've not done for 2 weeks now. Jamie and I went to MVM, but on the way, it was really cursed luck after cursed luck. We arrived at KTM station and having bought the tickets, we just missed the train. Damn it! Having arrived at KL Sentral, we rushed as our train had arrived. but this being a public holiday, it wasn't an easy fit to enter, and we didn't. the door closed just before we could enter. one idiot even got hit in the head by the door as it closed. it was hilarious!

we arrived at MVM and headed to Gardens. We bought tickets at GSC Signature, WHICH COSTS RM 2o per person. WTF! the good thing is that it has a very cheeky seating arrangement, as shown --

Having bought the tickets, we had lunch at Italiannies. We are happy to report that Italiannies has a new batch of waiters in their lineup, spearheaded by the tall one Gerard Jerome. yes ladies and gentleman, 6 foot 2, 190 pounds Gerard is currently one of the waiters in Italiannies Gardens. Italian cuisine will never be the same again.

We watched Cloverfield, which by the way, is a good idea of a movie, clever plot, good picture quality, but damn "potong stim" as it has a cliffhanger at the end.

this is random, and funny. u'd only understand if u like football

after the movie, we walked around Mid Valley, where i bought a new pair of Umbro footie boots for 84 bucks, after a 50% discount.

having bought it, and cleared 40% of my total bank account, we walked around looking for a bracelet for Jamie, but due to her very picky taste, it could not be found, and thus my wallet breathed a sigh of relief.

we took a cab from KTM subang home, driven by an Indian. Thus i asked him why wasn't he at Batu Caves, and it turns out that Hindraf supporters were boycotting the whole ceremony there. Bet u didn't know that huh?

after Jamie left, for the first time, on my way to my aunt's hse, i saw it. a dead body, lying in the side of the road, lifeless. A DEAD FREAKIN BODY!!! im just exaggerating, he was already in a bodybag. haha. but still...

WE MISS YOU ASHLEY!!!

2008-01-17T06:28:00.000-08:00

Today, as like any normal day, i went to Taylor's, with my sweetheart Jamie taggin along (she's in INTI Subang). Met up with the guys there and talked alot of nonsense, when we then were caught up by Eric who drove there. Fuyoh!
I headed of to my IT class with some of my mates where i got the a msg telling me that whoever sent me was my secret admirer. wad nonsense? this is the 3rd day in a row i've gotten an sms from him/her. I confronted my classmates in a laughing manner, no one seemed to bulge, apart from Jonathan, the bball playing klang dude. very suspicious...
During break, i met up with the guys to go makan, only to realise they wanted to eat at peppercorn, which would cost alot considering how much i have to save. so i followed the Ang twins, Xavier and Xavian, to go eat at the Market. My plate of rice, which consists of one fried chicken, pork chop (a definite must for a good meal) and eggplant, along with a cup of shuit char (iced chinese tea) costs RM3.30, and im not shitting u. We then saw some girls from my class entering the compound eating there as well. Strange though as they were laughing after hearing Xavian eat there last week, hypocrites... *winks*
When school ended, i met up with Gordo and Yang. Using Gordo's phone, i called the idiot who smsed me. and sad to say, it was a dude... Jonathan, u're a big suspect at this moment u klang fag
I played footie later at my nearby football field. and the funny part of all, i "ole'd" Ethan 5 times. Haha. stupid nooblet.

2008-01-14T07:23:00.000-08:00

What a weekend of Premiership footie, don't u agree? Man United put on one of the best second half performances of the season against manager-less Newcastle, L*verp**l and Arsen*l both dropping points, especially L*verp**l displaying a terrible performance against Middlesbrough, while Ch*lsea professionally overcame Tottenham 2-0 at home. Here's a recap of all the biggest events of the weekend

The only bright spot in which L*verp**l were dominated was the cracker by in-form Fernando Torres. Final Score: Mid 1-1 Liv

Kevin Nolan scores a potential goal of the season but fails to help Bolton as they lose to Blackburn 2-1

Juliano Belleti scores a stunning 30-yard strike to put Ch*lsea ahead of Spurs

He wasn't given enough time in my opinion

Carlos Tevez looking to make his loan move to United permanent with another impressive display

Cristiano Ronaldo finishes his first-ever hat trick for Manchester United as they run out 6-0 winners.

There was Cantona, then there was Beckham, now there's Ronaldo. Just pray Real Madrid don't sign him too soon

2008-01-11T07:41:00.000-08:00

College Life KICKS ASS!!! and hello again. people are great, food's better though costlier, and it totally owns school life. among the problems though is it costs 2 bucks for a kaya and butter bread, UNTOASTED! compare that to a nicely grilled kaya and butter toast from Uncle Lim's cafe for 1.80!!! what nonsense ?
the guys and gals in my class have been great so far. this class has a much friendlier environment then what i first thought. and best of all, they can actually get my jokes. Kudos to u all, though doubt most of u actually know this blog exists.
another point is the lecturers here are great. consistently having an open minded concept, criticism is rarely shown and the mentality of sharing ideas and creativity is great. Unlike the old school days where its read, listen, this time we get to voice out our opinions and all. cool eh? best of all, homeworks have been reduced, but assignments and presentations have greatly increased.
today, our school had a orientation party which lasted a miserable 2 hours. firstly was the good old game of riddle solving and the next was just ur everyday water balloon playing. nothing special. we then had dinner at Station 1, where i recommend the Fried Rice as its worth the cost.
On a final note, never ever go to Salmon Steakhouse anymore. there's a reason for the 5 bucks per plate with drink offer, and the reason aint pretty

2008-01-10T20:06:00.001-08:00

hi guys, im blogging my latest post in my IT class. im bored

2008-01-07T06:44:00.000-08:00

Sorry for the ridiculously long hiatus. My spastic computer had just been sent for some refurbishing, if u can call it that.
God where do i start? oh yeah. HAPPY BELATED NEW YEARS EVERYONE!!!! the year 2008 has arrived. the year of the rat. Talk about a celebration for such a prestigious animal. i mean, dragons, horses, pigs ...fine, but rats? they live in sewers and they aren't edible. so what good are they for?
moving on, College life has started. for some it sucks, for me it totally kicksass!! met quite a number of friends there d, and they're cool. there are some dumbass jokers here and there, and fortunately the nerd count seems to be at an all time low.
oh before signing off, let me just remind Taylor's students that this friday there supposed to be some party there. pls do tag here and let us know if u're willing to attend the party

2007-11-04T22:17:00.000-08:00

Well this past weekend, my dad celebrated his birthday at his house with delicacies of satay, lamb, noodles, grilled chicken and all other nonsense. I gladly had 3 glasses of Dom Perignon champagne, and it was heaven. God bless those MAS stewards as they sold it for RM150 to us, with the original price being easily RM300.

The biggest news of the weekend was definitely the Arsenal and ManU, a match which lived up to the hype in the second half. and what a match it was.

Wayne Rooney gave Manutd the lead just before half time

Only for Fabregas to equalise just after half-time

Cristiano Ronaldo regained United's lead after brilliant play by Saha and Evra

But William Gallas saves Arsenal at the last minute with an equaliser

Final Score: 2-2.
Verdict: Best Arsenal v Manchester United game we've had for a very long time

Meanwhile, today in school, i lost 4 bucks to Yang playing the classic card game of blackjack. To add to my miseries, i had to cut my hair not once, but twice today. I went to the Indian Barber near Maju to cut my hair as it was too long and thus i could not recieve my SPM slip. Having cut my hair, i returned to realise it was still too long.

Bloody Hell...

So, in a drastic manouvre, i asked Gordo to cut my hair. yes, Jonathan Gordan cut my hair. The following picture is the outcome of it all...

TADA!!! welcome to the shorter haired, nerdier looking Justin Chong Zhao Yang. CURSE YOU SPM!! CURSE YOU!!!

2007-10-31T06:18:00.000-07:00

After a month of waiting, i have finally gotten my internet connection back on track. Stupid TM. Earn millions yet takes forever to fix a wire.
Moving along, the first thing i did having gotten back the service was download songs by the genius that is Rodney Carrington. Songs such as Titties and Beer, Cowboys and Niggas, Show Them To Me and The Man Song are true examples of fantastic modern/country music.
Has anyone noticed how rainy its been of late? well, if its due to the monsoon, i think its rather stupid of Hitz.fm of giving away a trip to Terengganu. I mean seriously, if its that bad here, imagine up north? God Bless those fishermen.
To end it on an exciting note, Arsenal play Manchester United this weekend. With Manu on fine form, let's (including all u anti-Arsenal supporters) pray that United end Arsenal's good form at the Emirates Stadium.
P.S.: can anyone please teach me how to put polls here? im a noobie.

2007-10-26T10:12:00.000-07:00

This is a short and straighforward post. Let's get to the bottom of this mystery once and for all. what the hell does XSLF stand for? pls post ur ideas on my tag box on ze left. so far, there has been:

1) X-tra Small Little F-ers
2) X-tra Slutty Lusty Felacio
3) X-O Sipping Little Females

Pls, i, on the behalf of the people who read this blog, would love to know your views.

2007-10-26T10:02:00.000-07:00

I would gladly announce right now that this is my 4th time blogging this week, i think. never been on such a good run.

so anyways, to those who do not believe in people going into trance and what not, trust me, its real. its very very real. this is coming from a guy who never believed in all this. if u ask any of my friends, im far from religious. but what i've seen has truly shocked me and my family. its something very horrifying and im not allowed to mention what happened so this is where i leave this paragraph (anti-climax). haha

furthermore, Adelina apparently went missing yesterday. her mum was panicking so badly she literally called me to ask where had Ade went. as it turns out, good ol' Shee Li Ying was downstairs doing God knows what.

She denies she's Lala

And i've also been blessed by the Monkey God to do well in exams. all this in one day. Wowwowweewow

P.S. : Manu won 4-2 !!!!

2007-10-24T08:42:00.000-07:00

Well today, as usual, Jamie, Gordo, Eric and I went to the library to study. i shall not get into pointless boring old details here, although we did meet Ilyas there. it wasn't coincidental. We also had breakfast earlier at Kayu where Gordo and Eric both ate Nasi Lemak ayam while i and Jamie shared a Tosai. pathetic huh?

the biggest talking point today has to be lunch, in which we went to Shake Keys where Eric footed Rm 30 of the RM 70 bill. suffice to say, eric ate the most of course. we ordered a set which included 2 regular pizzas, each containing 6 slices. 2 baskets of breadsticks, 6 bowls of soup and 2 pitchers of soft drink, not to mention 6 pieces of deep fried chicken.

from what we counted, eric's diet for today has included:

1) nasi lemak ayam

2) 4 slices of pizzas

3) 4 breadsticks

4) 2 bowls of soup

5) 2 pieces of fried chicken

6) at least 5 glasses of coke/ strawberry soda

As the saying goes, you are what you eat... (Look below)

Eric's gut obviously and rather clearly bloated after such a heavy meal

after Pn.Poh tuition, we hung out at ENS for a short while, chitchatting about nonsensical nonsense (would that be counted as repetition?)

"wow...that man's ass is really tight. mmm..."

Gordo in his usual song-singing self

2007-10-22T08:50:00.000-07:00

Well today, in conjuction to our one year anniversary, Jamie and I went to Sunway Pyramid together to celebrate it. We were awed by the huge size of the complex, was really amazed at how big it truly was. Unfortunately, not many shops were open yet.

We had lunch at Manhattan Fish Market (again) and realised that the stuff sold here are either Lala or way over our budget. What nonsense ?

Huge boutiques of Quiksilver, Billabong, G2000 have opened here. its so different to the old wing, somehow feels more grand. although don't head to the top floor as its LALA heaven.

'

Jamie loved this short denim skirt which costs RM 139.90

notice its a clothing line from Pepsi

AliBaba and I

Jamie and I in front of Sunway Lagoon scenery

That's all for now. Toodles...

2007-10-21T08:48:00.000-07:00

Well yesterday, i've come to realise that EA Sports' UEFA Champions League 2006-07 is a pretty fun game to play, seriously. i spent at least 5 hours today playing this football game, a big change to Pro Evolution Soccer 6, which got boring after a while.

Having played the game endlessly, it was time to watch Manchester United play Aston Villa away. And what a game it was, with Manchester United finding their form and trashing their opponents 4-1. with the Tevez-Rooney partnership starting to gel, as evident in the second United goal, there will be better things to come in the future, including suprisingly solid performances from Gerard Pique and Anderson. Meanwhile, Nemanja Vidic is also expected to feature against Dynamo Kyiv this upcoming Tuesday's Champions League match.

Gabriel Agbonlahor celebrates scoring against United

Rooney scores United's second goal

Ryan Giggs celebrates his goal with Anderson and Carlos Tevez

As for today, a word of reminder, NEVER use cotton buds to dig ur ears, whether for dirt or water. Learned it the hard way as i currently am suffering from an ear infection. Fantastic non?

2007-10-19T09:29:00.000-07:00

This is particularly for u my sweeheart Jamie:

i remember the first time i called you, i couldnt sit,
the first time i had lunch with you, i couldnt even eat;
the first time i held your hand, i couldnt believe it,
i was with the most beautiful girl, and yet i probably didnt deserve it

we were in Sunway Pyramid, our first date together,
it sure was fun, wasn't it? u and me playing pool with each other,
though there were others laughing at us, but it didn't matter,
coz i was with the girl i had dreamt for forever

we watched "the Devil wears Prada", with Anne Hathaway starring,
but even then, there was only one girl i was staring,
she looked so elegant, towards that big screen she was concentrating
she sat next to me, as i thought to myself :" i must be dreaming"

so here we are. on the 2oth of October,
1 year has passed, but somehow it feels shorter,
all those great times, spent together,
hope it can last, forever and ever

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BABY!!! LOVE YOU!!! Another 99 more years to go

2007-10-19T09:00:00.000-07:00

Due to the lack of posts this past week, i shall sum it up what has happened throughout the course of the week. a trip to the library seems to be a daily routine for me and gordo as we've been going ridiculously often. but of course, when we went with Joey and Yang, we ended up at Mcdonalds again. doesn't really suprise u, does it?
well, having had Katsu Don (Fried Pork Rice) at Agefuku for lunch, where we got the terrible news that our friendly neighbourhood cybercafe was to be closed down permanently, and to be shifted to USJ 8. those skunkbags
whilst walking home, this convoy of Malays (not being racist here) drove straight towards us in a Maroon-ish Toyota Unser and almost knocked Yang. And it wasn't to say was accident, they literally swerved to the right side of the road and breaked in front of Yang. fortunately he was alert enough to avoid it but we were'nt alert enough to get their number plates, or we could charge them with attempted murder. those bastards
i was then stuck at tuition from 8-10 and trust me, kancil BM tuition is as fun as watching a documentary about probiscuios monkeys
anyways, to round it off, today is officially the mark of my first anniversary with my true love and sweetheart. love u baby!

2007-10-13T06:23:00.000-07:00

what happens when 4 idiots plan to study in the library ? they end up doing shit in mcdonald's thats what.
it was gordo, joey, yang and I who had to agreement to focus on our studies for the up and coming 3 hours, only to kill half the time talking about nonsensical bullsh*t. that's life aint' it? we were initially told that the upstairs of mcdonald's was closed for cleaning, but what more cleaning could u possibly need when it's as clean as Haley Joel Osment's criminal records?

Joey meets Ronald

never mix Physics with Biology

having so called "studied", we proceeded to have lunch at KFC, home of deep fried chicken and nothing more. it all seemed too familiar, chicken-eating, talking and of course, pranking. Pranking u ask ? well, we bumped into the every so lovely Nicholas Chuah and an anonymous friend ;) sitting in a corner of the restaurant. small world isn't it? thankfully, they were foolish enough to leave a drink along with their books when they left. this gave Joey a fantastic idea. why not fill up their cup of Sprite with sauces, chicken skin and potato gravy? even a family next to us were laughing. unfortunately, we could not see their reaction if they actually did drink that cup of beverage, just to be on the safe side to not get an ear bashing from them.
having bought Magnum bets, we went to this Japanese restaurant "Agefuku" or according to old chinese people "age f*cks u". would u believe they served fried pork!!! it was enough to get us interested, bar the fact that there was this suprisingly good looking customer there (it's a she)
the stupid stuff we did there were endless.

proof that white sunglasses should be invented

tai kor chong

chinaman cheers

"Best watch in town"

camwhoring ala xslf

found this in the Malay Mail one day

2007-10-10T08:20:00.000-07:00

10 Things You Probably Do NOT Know About Me.

1. i fell into a monsoon drain once

2. i killed a chicken before

3. i curse my dad's wife sometimes

4. i have a scar on my forehead from young

5. my first pair of boots were Adidas Predator Manados

6. my favourite artists when i was in primary were Linkin Park and N'Sync

7. I've been to a Westlife concert

8. i once thought basketball was the best sport in the world

9. i idolised Arnold Schwarzennegar

10. i have never watched "Scarface"

List 5 things that you want to say to people but never will.Don't say who they are.DON'T EVER DISCUSS IT AGAIN.

1. i find u bloody irritating!

2. ur lameness has no boundaries.

3. u could make frankenstien feel sorry with ur face

4. stop being bloody religious

5. the club u support sucks

Seven things to be done before my death.

1. make friends with a jew

2. insult a jew

3. lead the coalition army to fight for pork's rights

4. bungee jump

5. lose 10 kilos

6. ride the tallest, fastest, most suicidal roller coaster (and i'm not talking about the eye of Malaysia

7. buy a Ferrari, then sell it and buy a bus mini

Seven things I will not do even if it kills me.

1. masturbate in public

2. sniff hairy armpits

3. migrate to Israel

4. eat bull testicles

5. slaughter cows

6. cannibalism

7. stop supporting Manchester United

Seven fave sentences/quotes/expressions.

1. F*ck off!

2. bullshit

3. kickass

4. i want Jessica Alba, u get me her first

5. cheeky irri

6. i want pok!

7. no money, no tok

Seven songs

1. Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger

2. Third Eye Blind - Semi Charmed Life

3. Ray Stevens - Witchdoctor

4. Daughtry - Home

5. Guns & Roses - Sweet Child o' Mine

6. Glory Glory Man United

7. Rodney Carrington - Titties & Beer

Seven things I'll make you wish you didn't do if you did.

1. insult her ;)

2. insult Manchester United (although u can insult Darren Fletcher)

3. disgrace pork

4. undermine my Winning Eleven skills

5. FFK me

6. be late (although this is Malaysia)

7. be damn damn lame

2007-10-04T09:46:00.000-07:00

lots and i mean lots of suprising results this past champions league week, don't u think? who would've though Rangers would capture a 3-0 win over Lyon at France, Marseille winning away at Liverpool? and Celtic, stunning performance over Milan. here's a roundup of what happened

Glasgow Celtic shocked Europe with a 2-1 victory over defending champions AC Milan, sealed off by Scott Macdonald's late winner.

Liverpool were stunned as they suffer a 1-0 home defeat to Olymipique Marseilles

Rangers shocked Europe with a comprehensive 3-0 win over Olympique Lyonnais away from home
John Terry, with a fractured cheekbone, inspires Chelsea to a 2-1 win at Valencia

Wayne Rooney proved the difference in another 1-0 win for Manchester United over AS Roma at Old Trafford

Robin van Persie scores as Arsenal edge Steaua Bucharest 1-0 away

Ricardo Quaresma leaves it late to help Porto see off Besiktas in their Group A match

Carlos Puyol scores as Barcelona cruise to a 2-0 victory at VfB Stuttgart

Sevilla get their season back on track with a brilliant 4-2 victory over Slavia Prague

Werder Bremen's poor Champions League form continues with a 3-1 defeat at home to Olympiakos

Zlatan Ibrahimovic scores as Inter Milan run out 2-0 winners over PSV

Despite such an acrobatic save, Rosenborg goalkeeper Lars Hirschfeld fails to prevent Shalke from winning 2-0

Vladyslav Vaschuk's goal was the only bright spot for Dynamo Kiev as they end up losing 2-1 to Sporting Lisbon

Shakhtar Donetsk striker Fernadinho slots the ball past Quim to send the Ukrainians top of Group D

Ruud van Nistelrooy struck twice only to be cancelled out by Pandev twice as Lazio and Real Madrid play out a thrilling 2-2 draw

2007-10-03T07:02:00.000-07:00

ashamed to say, i've noticed in recent times that my blog doesn't attract many people. therefore, i have dedicated this new post to pictures i find rather interesting and hilarious indeed. have fun!

the question is, is david beckham really straight?

i got this out of a star newspaper column

i always wondered where the term "MILF" came from

a declaration of peace

so who's the rapist?

true road signs

rough night?

one thing's for sure, her husband has a crooked d*ck

bad place to land?

do not anger santa claus, u never know what gifts u're getting

that's all for now. more still to come soon.

2007-10-02T07:14:00.000-07:00

first of all, let me clarify that pictures for this post will be updated soon.
imagine sleeping at 1.30 am, yet wake up 4 hours later for a flight at 7 am, only to realise the flight had been delayed for another 2 hours upon arriving the airport. fortunately, air asia did not fail me this time as the flight went smoothly as planned.
i arrived at penang last saturday (celebration of my grandparents 50th anniversary) having boarded a flight with the manchester united logo on it. needless to say, only the outside of the aircraft was nice to look at. tight cram seats, filled up luggage carriers, rude chinamen, coughs, babies screaming and shouting, thank God the flight lasted only an hour.
moving on, what if i told u that today's cab ride from home to LCCT, and from the penang international airport to our hotel (E&O) had cost us 108 bucks? amazing huh. as it turns out, the odds of finding taxi meters in penang is like finding good "char siew" in Subang Jaya, you would understand if u're an avid PORK fan.
as i arrived at the hotel, i was amazed by its stunning beauty. let's face it, when one says E&O hotel, what comes to mind is a 3 star chinaman hotel with minimum security and complete lack of privacy. this certainly wasn't the case. more on this after i recieve the pictures. fyi, i stayed in a SUITE!!! very nice, i like it very much.
having enjoyed good char kuey teow, i returned back to the hotel and got into my new suit and got ready for the dinner. i was amazed by the number of people who attended, 2800 ppl in all. wowwowweewow!

the dinner provided good chinese food, u know, the usual 4 seasons dish, sharks fin soup, chicken, fish, u get the picture. we certainly had a great band playing, and seeing my uncles getting drunk due to excessive drinking of wine and beer certainly was worth my time going there. we all danced, sang and cheered for the whole family and it was rather obvious my grandparents had a good time.

i returned to my suite after the party to watch the Manchester United vs Birmingham City game, and in typical MU fashion of late, 1-0 wins seem to be sufficient enough, provided by the excellent Frank Quedrue, and finished off by Cristiano Ronaldo.

i recieved more great news the next day that Lewis Hamilton had just won the Japanese Grand Prix.

talk about a great ending to a great weekend.

2007-09-27T08:35:00.001-07:00

Well today, I had set a target, to read and get ready for the undang exams. now, if u know me well personally, i have the uncurable disease of procrastination, and also a tendency to lay back on targets. thus, i only started reading at 10.30 pm. if u look at the time im blogging,(its 11.30 pm now) u can certainly tell im not the kind of guy who could last reading a malay book for long.

What happened today then if i didn't read the book? Well, imagine laying in front of the computer for 5 hours waiting for the greatest children cartoon movie ever, THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE) to download completely, only to realise half way through, it stuck. curse those mother eff-ing users who love cancelling when others download their videos or songs. If you're a p2p program user, you would understand. later, as usual, i went to play football at the field. being early, I noticed trevor was the only guy playing at the moment. whilst waiting for the others, he explained to me about his MARS BRA concept, which personally, I believe would sell millions. in short, its an edible, chocolate and caramel coated lingerie lots of crunchy nuts with the tagline "take a nibble, off my nipple" now that's hot stuf. We were soon joined by faisal, who decided to play for the opposing team, that skank. let's just say blocking a shot with ur face is not a good idea. I learnt it the hard way with the outcome being a bleeding nose.

This is what happened

Many events happened as well on the pitch. Eric and Ethan (trevor's brother) having their daily verbal arguments, Kok Seng reminding eric of his 30-16 trashing in their counterstrike game, michael being hit by a ball from eric (once again) towards his abdomen, Chui Nee hopelessly running around demanding for the ball which never came, and of course the malay dudes complaining about puasa being a reason for being weak throughout the game. We then went to add maths tuition. nothing much to talk about here. on the ride home, i explained to my mum about Trevor's dream (MARS BRA), but suprisingly, my mum did not seem to be too shocked about it being trev's idea. she's probably the first adult to actually know trevor is alot hornier than he seems. If u refuse to believe me, checkout his friendster account for more information.

Horny Bugger, out. (ala ryan beachcrest)

2007-09-26T08:45:00.000-07:00

jojo, me and seo.

on the see saw

well yesterday night, we had hand party time at chui nee's place, if u know what i mean. i'm just kidding. it was Lisa's birthday celebration. having played footy at my USJ 3 field with the guys, i rushed back home to get ready for the party. assuming i was already late, i rushed my mum into dropping me off at faisal's place where we were gonna go together. little did i know that good old fais' provided WRONG INFO.
I arrived at his place at precisely 7.38 pm, only to realise i was one hour early. i could've sworn he told me to be at his place at 7'30 but it was actually 8'30. thus, we were both together in his bedroom with the door closed for an hour. whatever happened during this particular time will remain a secret. let's just say i met the very young side of faisal, and it was funny.
moving on, we arrived at chui nee's place to notice kok seng showing how hairy, sweaty and disturbing his armpits were. we were greeted by the adults of the party and were introduced to the brilliant, low-alcoholic shandy, even though its ANGLIA.
note: support JOLLY SHANDY, its from Carlsberg
after eating cake and all, we went to the park to have so called "lantern celebrations". it was 9.30 pm and to clarify it, MICHAEL ONG BENG HUAT was still with us. now we've seen everything.
In the park, we played ice and water, had algorithm dancing, burnt leaves, and the best part of all, RUGBY!!! rough and tough tackling, scoring tries, neck bashing (joey) and sheer brutal strength being the name of the game. and i now know why the all-blacks always seem so pumped up about it.

diplomatic relations (MIC and DAP, not up to MCA level yet)

later, we had a drink at E.N.S Maju where i was allowed to explore Ms. Chui Nee's HANDPHONE. i regretted it. then, due to the sudden feel of rain droplets, we rushed to chui nee's house for a karaoke session. Many songs were sung, one of them being Lisa and Chui Nee's parents' wedding song, though unfortunately, i cannot remember the title.
after a short while, having gotten a screwing from my mum over my delayed return home, (i told her i'd be back by 10, it was 11.45) , i persuaded fais to send me home, only to leave 20 minutes later. fortunately, upon returning home, my mum was already asleep and i succesfully avoided an ear bashing. God bless old age for its ability to make one tire easily.

the whole group

algorithm marching

2007-09-23T10:00:00.000-07:00

i wonder what Avram Grant must be feeling?

the first of many?

94 - FULL-TIME: United claim the points, but Chelsea will take heart from their first game under Avram Grant. Carlos Tevez put United ahead at the end of the first half after John Obi Mikel had been sent off before Louis Saha converted a late penalty.
93 - Could have been three: Saha gets in behind the Chelsea defence, but lashes his volley off target.
90 - GOAL: Saha merely rubs salt into Chelsea wounds as the striker fires his spot-kick straight down the middle to give United a two-goal lead.
89 - PENALTY: Another decision goes against Chelsea as Saha makes a three-course meal of a token challenge from Ben Haim. Contact was very minimal, if there was any at all, and Chelsea will no doubt feel aggrieved again.
84 - Good keeping: From the resultant free-kick, Ronaldo powers his shot through the Chelsea wall, but Cech shows safe hands in wet conditions to gather the shot comfortably.
83 - Yellow card: It's Chelsea captain John Terry's turn to go into the book as he brings down Rooney 25 yards from goal.
80 - Yellow card: Brown is booked for a fierce challenge on Kalou by the touchline.
79 - Substitution: United's goalscorer Tevez is given a break in the closing stages as Louis Saha comes on to build up his match fitness.
76 - Substitution: Grant makes his final change of the game as Claudio Pizarro comes on for Joe Cole after the midfielder was just booked.
75 - Chelsea half-chance: A rare shooting opportunity for Chelsea, but Essien volleys a difficult chance wide of the target.
73 - Yellow card: Joe Cole has his name taken by Dean for a lunge on Ronaldo - possibly a worse tackle than Mikel's as he had no intention of going for the ball.
71 - Boos ring out: United fans whistle after Chelsea keep possession after Dean drops the ball back into play after Rooney took a blow to the head, but nothing comes of the attack, although the boos are not dying down.
69 - Substitution: Chelsea make another change with Shaun Wright-Phillips coming on for the hard-working Florent Malouda.
65 - Cole on a charge: Chelsea full-back Ashley Cole looks the most likely player to inject a spark into the visitors' game, but he goes to ground far too easily after another barnstorming run down the left.
61 - Yellow card: Rooney is booked, seemingly for dissent, by Mike Dean after complaining about being penalised for a nudge on Ashley Cole.
59 - Substitution: Chelsea withdraw Shevchenko from the game, with Salomon Kalou brought on to inject a bit more pace into the visiting attack.
58 - Giggs goes close again: A superb pass from Carrick picks out the well-timed run of Giggs, but the United skipper, while catching the ball cleanly, volleys over the bar as United scent a second goal.
50 - Possession play: United are enjoying a spell of possession in the early stages of the second half, but are yet to go in for the kill.
46 - Back in action: The second half is underway at Old Trafford with no changes from either team at the break, but how will Chelsea do now they are a man down and a goal down?
45 - HALF-TIME: Tevez's first goal for United puts the champions in front at Old Trafford, with Chelsea down to 10 men. Mikel was harshly sent off after 32 minutes, with Chelsea seemingly coping well in their first match under Avram Grant. But Tevez's goal leaves the visitors with a big test in the second half.
45 - GOAL: United take the lead in the third minute of injury-time as Tevez scores his first goal for the club. Brown shows good awareness to head the ball back out to Giggs on the right, who clips in a cross with the outside of his left foot and Tevez darts in at the near post to beat Cech to the ball.
45 - Rooney wasteful: United look to hit Chelsea on a quick break as Evra shows great pace to win the ball, but when the play moves to Rooney, he disappointingly shoots wide from 25 yards.
39 - Vidic chance: The United centre-half, who is always a threat from set-pieces, gets in front of his man to meet Giggs' free-kick, but his header is well saved by Cech.
37 - Settling down: Chelsea, a man down after Mikel's harsh dismissal, try to take the pace out of the game again with a spell of possession. But how will that red card affect the rest of the game?

Worthy of a red card?

32 - RED CARD: Mikel, signed from United by Chelsea without playing a game, has been sent off for a challenge on Evra. He has gone in with studs showing, but a red card looks harsh as it was not high or over the ball.
30 - Near miss from Giggs: A poor clearance from Essien goes straight to Rooney, whose deep cross is side-footed over the bar by Giggs. The United captain should have stooped to head his side into the lead, while Cech storms off to berate Essien.
28 - Tevez tests Cech: From a quick free-kick, Tevez drives in a low shot from just inside the box, with Cech diving to make a good save before collecting the loose ball.
27 - Van Basten in the crowd: The Holland national team coach is in the stands, having been linked with the Chelsea job in the Sunday papers. Surely he knows all about Van der Sar by now?
25 - Clumsy Claude: A rare mistake from Makelele gifts United possession, but Rooney fails to make the most of the pass from Tevez as his shot deflects out for a corner.
23 - Ferdinand OK: Rio appears to have recovered from that early knock and deals comfortably with Ferreira's ball into the box.
17 - Penalty appeal: The first contentious moment of the game as Evra and Joe Cole chase a long ball. Evra gets there just before Cole and the Chelsea midfielder appears to get a piece of the United full-back, and a little of the ball, but not much. Mike Dean is having none of it, though. What do you think?
14 - Sheva sparkles: Great play from Shevchenko on the right, but his good work is let down by Essien, who dithers on the edge of the area as he decides whether to slip in a team-mate or shoot.
13 - Slowing it down: After United's pacey start to the match, Chelsea have sought to take the sting out of their opponents' play. Grant must be relatively pleased with how the opening stages have gone, with the visitors having created one or two good crossing positions.
8 - Essien fizzes one in: The Chelsea midfielder plays a delicious low ball across the face of goal, which is lacking a finishing touch, before Shevchenko fires a shot off target from the angle of the penalty area.
5 - Rio worry: Ferdinand is receiving treatment after seemingly picking up a knock when making a poorly timed challenge by the halfway line. The stretcher is out, but it looks like he is going to try and run it off.
4 - United at a high tempo: Rooney chips the ball into the box and Carrick's glancing header is easily claimed by Cech, while at the other end Ashley Cole puts in a poor cross, although he had few options availlable.
2 - What a save!: Rooney tests both Ben Haim and Cech early as he jinks past the defender before his curling shot is brilliantly pushed away by Cech, similarly to Van der Sar's save from Liedson against Sporting the other night.
1 - Early scare: Chelsea breathe a sigh of relief from a Ryan Giggs corner as Petr Cech slips when coming out for the ball before United's captain wastes his second attempt at a cross.
0 - Kick-off: Chelsea put on a united front before kick-off, with hugs and high-fives between the players, but it is United who get the game underway, attacking the Stretford End.

2007-09-23T08:07:00.000-07:00

hey guys, sorry about the UBER long hiatus. Had a problem forgetting my password. nyahaha. god....its been a long time, its been over a year since my last post.
well, let me just get straight to the point shall we? on friday, we had poker night at johnny G's place. great night it was as i pocketed 4 extra red notes into my wallet, but 2 of them had to be given to fais for losing a ridiculous bet with him a couple of weeks ago. u can ask fais to know what happened.
apparently it has reached shuffling season amongst us. by us i mean eric, me, gan (sorta) and fais. im still as good in it as a sumo sprinting a 400m race. it just hurts me to see that there is this malay dude named "indi" from my field who can shuffle. truly embarrasing.
as for today, me, jamie, eric, gan, yang, chui nee and wei jun (yang's friend) attended our first car license seminar, and God was it boring. i mean, even a chess champion would probably sleep listening to this dude rant about Malaysians, as if we've not heard enough already. oh, it was a 1 and a half hour journey to arrive at our destination from subang due to the fact that it was at GOMBAK!!! we all expected it to be at damansara but clearly a certain someone provided wrong information, right chui nee ?
well, at this moment of time, Manchester United are playing CHELSEA!!! and im bloody well blogging. wanna know why? well, due to a lack of sports channels, and the fact that the match had to be so late, im stuck here like a baby in a crib, with absolutely nothing to do. this unwanted freedom gave me the chance to view everyone's blog, which hit me, "why can't i claim my blog password using the "forgot password" feature on EVERY SINGLE password entry? " i felt alive again, well sorta. so here i am blogging the life out of myself, trying to cramp in what has happened over the weekend.

2006-08-16T05:13:00.000-07:00

so, what happened at the class party u ask? well, amazingly memorable day.
It all started when i had to go to Jamie's house to marinate the chicken and stuff, AT 1.30 pm.
According to Ade, that was the time to arrive there. She STRESSED 1.30 SHARP!!
So, upon arriving, i was greeted by Jamie at the guard house. We then went to her apartment. Time: 1.25
Waiting in her house, i decided to do some exploring of my own. Her sister's room totally kicked ass. Laptop, X-Box, Astro, Sofa, u name it. A totally cool room indeed.
Time: 1.40
I decided to just go and watch Astro. Noticing its 1.40, though abit later then 1.30, didn't really mind. I and Jamie were listening to "The Naughty Yogi Bear, Frosty the Pervert, and Why You So Like That Ah?" songs. Totally hilarious.
Time: 1.55
Abying to Malaysian's definition of coming on time, Ade had not arrived here yet. So, Jamie decided that I play the X-box with her. Needless to say, i totally kicked her ass in Fifa 2005 and Burnout Revenge. Midway through playing, i decided to give a call to Ade, and ask her where she was. Convo went something like this:
Me:" Hello Ade. Where are you?"
Ade:"Who? Me?"
Me:"No, King Tut."
Ade:" Okay fine, i'm at Summit"
Me:" What in the world are you doing in Summit?"
Ade:" I mean, driving past Summit. Will be there in 10 minutes."
Time: 2.05
Another call came in, again from dear Adelina.
Ade:" Meet us at the guard house in 5 minutes"
Jamie:" Ok. See you then."
Time: 2.15
Ade and Tung Meng finally arrived. If my math is correct, she came 45 minutes later than the initially planned timing of 1.30 SHARP!
Having marinated the chicken. we decided to play some songs whilst waiting for the guys to arrive. I meanwhile, had to go brush up on my potato salad. Had to use chicken ham instead of another ingredient which would, let's just say, hit the spot. More on that later.
Moving on, more and more people arrived. More and more songs were played, and we just hungout till 6 pm. The guys, me included, then decided to take a dip in the pool. Unfortunately, these self-centered residents of Goodyear Court 9 threatened the guard to remove us from the pool, or risk being reported to the police.
Reason? Because WE WORE SURFER SHORTS! LAST TIME I CHECKED, IT IS A SWIMMING ATTIRE. (along with the speedos i was wearing but let's not go there).
Anyways, we then arranged the items. I, being known for my clumsyness and stuff, accidentally and i stress ACCIDENTALLY smashed my potato salad into pieces. Not a good start to the party.
BBQ was aihte, but the highlight of the party was dumping Lindley into the pool AND the introduction of Mirza to Yang. Oh, and i got an ORIGINAL Man Utd. banner from Mirza. (He's an Arsenal fan) Thanks man!
We had an after party at Jamie's house where drinks, non-alcoholic of course ;P was served. There were people playing Maple Story, X-box, the guitar, watching Astro or merely chilling around.
After most people left, that was when the drama started. Drunken Yang (whether he did or not cannot be confirmed) and Ade had a moment which cannot be said. Anyways, let's just say Yang wasn't a gentleman.
Having heard the story, i went back up and actually slammed Yang onto the wall and threatened to punch him. (one of THE highlights of the night) Yang then gave Ade a call and apologized for what he did.
We left at 12.45 pm. The last to leave as well. Yang and Gordo decided to spend the night at my house where Yang was snoring like a pig on drugs. Go figure.

2006-08-11T04:36:00.000-07:00

I know i haven't updated for a very long time. so here's the low down of what's been happening for the past week.
For one, i've finally told my dad i hate her wife!!! and i'm sooooooooooo HAPPY about it. Words cannot describe the feeling when i let it all out. The feeling of lashing it all out finally made me lose the burden of hiding this hatred for the past God-Forsaken 6 years. U heard me, 6 YEARS!
Speaking of hatred, it turns out a friend of a friend of mine utterly HATES me and probably wants to skin me alive as for something i said. Apparently, he found what I said insulting eventhough i swear i never meant a word. If you (guy who hates me since Monday) are reading this, just wanna say i'm sorry for whatsoever I said and i didn't mean to be insulting ok.
Moving on, CLASS PARTAY's tomorrow!! Looking sooo forward to it. Unfortunately, a few of the gals can't make it due to unforseen circumstances. Despite the beggings of me and and some other people in my class, her/their persistence to not come seems to prevail. So far, only 25 people out of a possible 41 have confirmed their arrival. Not bad. Problem, our TEACHER has not come to school for the past 2 weeks. In short, we might not have enough funds as she was supposed to fund the party.
That's what's been happening for the past week. Sad eh? Anyways, update about the party will be posted soon so keep your fingers crossed

2006-08-03T23:45:00.000-07:00

August the 4th, today was our dearest Canteen Day, where any forms of profit would have been channeled to the wise, wise usage of our school. Or so it seemed, more locks on the toilet doors perhaps ?
It all begin with Hitz .FM playing some crap ( usual) RnB music which awoke me from my deep slumber. Suffice to say, i was not amused. After i arrived at school ( while bringing a pail ), i decided to apply my digital camera to a few girls ( see Friendster for photos ). After a notoriously perilous adversary ( form 1 students ), we secured our spot for our profit generating booth ( see previous blogs for information regarding usage of booth ).
I was forced into methaphorical slave labour for the noble cause of promoting our booth.I was requested to attract more customers to our booth with the time honoured tradidtion of kissing someone's ass, a.k.a, sucking up.Meanwhile, my fellow booth mates were not particularly appreciative. Indeed. 5 noble people had deserted the booth to be involved in a game of dodgeball, though their valiant efforts were in vain. Their trudged back with their heads held high, because they did not deserve to lose.
Our booth received admirable attention due to my promoting efforts, though i have been known to flatter myself. Meanwhile, Yang was getting more and more and more and more and more and more people to sign up, thus earning us a LOT of cold hard cash. We realised that without him, life , and profits wouldnt be the same. Though, not necessarily a good thing. I apologise for any inconvenience caused due to faulty grammar.
On many an occasion, my ass kissing ability allowed us to pry away customers from rival booths, such as the unbelievably lame Haunted House, the water gun fight, and the amazing maze booth. I wonder where i picked up such abilities ? Must be prolonged exposure to Bak.
I then participated in Senorita Carmen Kong's booth, which was mini golfing. The prize wasn't what i expected though. No chests mentioned. Having forked over 2 of my hard earned ringgit , i was given the opportunity to sink 5 putts. I didn't.
After that, i and 2 as of now unnamed friends, traveled the extensive length of usj 4 to reach Casablanca coffee shop, after we ate, we moved on to Joeys home.
After 30 minutes of enjoying the pictures available on Joey's computer, we left to Yang's home, where we were served the most delightful of cookies, and where i allowed him to write this post, hence the superb prose and perfect grammar.
The END

2006-08-03T08:21:00.000-07:00

well, today, being a Thursday and all, we were supposed to have a fun day playing PJ. I stress SUPPOSED. Having played for about half an hour, these Form 2 tight-fisted w*nkers decided to come spoil the party by having their school league at the time.
COME ON!!! AFTER 10 AM THE PITCH WOULD BE FREE TO U GUYS, U ACCIDENTS!!
so anyways, we were forced to play a 6-a-side form 4 against form 3 match at the small field. it just was BORING! from now on, if i insult Form 2's, i have a reason, so don't call me prejudice.
going back upstairs, whilst changing, Kok Seng decided to show how wet his arse can be after sports. and it was WET! i mean, it literally soaked up his pants so badly there were butt-prints on whichever chair/table he sat on.
anyways, we then had to do our Bio peka. being the ever so curious person that i am, i accidentally pushed a measuring cylinder which fell hard onto the table and broke. in typical SMK USJ 4 fashion, the guys were making "WOAH CHONG!" and "TEACHER, CHONG BROKE A MEASURING CYLINDER!!!" chants. I was then asked to sign some book which records all broken tools from the labs. which makes me wonder, why is it then when i broke something, i'm forced to sign on this book, whereas when a certain other guy broke another test tube during Chemistry just 2 days earlier, he goes unpunished.

2006-08-02T06:56:00.000-07:00

Today at school, the guys finally decided what game will be organized by our class for canteen day. The game, "Balloon Pop!" What's Ballon Pop you ask? Well, it's a game where 2 balloons r tied to the legs of a person. It's a 2-a-side game where the objective is to, obviously, pop the opponents balloon. First team to pop their opponent's balloons win.
Oh guys, PLEASE COME TO THE 4S BOOTH AND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT OK. IT'S FOR A VERY GOOD CAUSE!!
Anyways, now, there will be a class party for 4S students only at Goodyear Court 9. (the swimming pool area) Unfortunately, we still haven't really gotten it fully planned due to Datin's inability to come to school for the past few days. And just in case you guys didnt hear, a friend of mine, a resident of goodyear court 9, will be dropping by and hang out with us for awhile. So don't go like "Get Outta Here!!" on him ok? He's a nice guy. Seriously. (But then again, once you've met Yang, any idiot can be a nice guy, right?)

2006-08-01T15:26:00.000-07:00

well, today in school the guys had decided what to do for canteen day. I was chosen to become a human target. More specifically, i shall be hung in the middle of a goal, and people pay to throw water balloons at moi.
the good thing was that i would've earned 25% of the profits. problem was, turns out students from 4T had already decided on that particular game. So, we had to change our plans, and as of now no game had been decided yet.
a couple of hours later, Firdaus had returned from some seminar thingy at UiTM. Upon entering the class, he decided to take out his Walkman Bean and boast it towards us, girls especially. according to him, the mp3 had cost him RM500, which in turn screams EXPENSIVE!!! to us. but being the rich guy that he is, the American explained how much it was worth buying it.
Note: HE HAS J-POP and ANIME tunes in his walkman...
Oh yeah, apparently SUDOKU fever had hit our class in particular as everyone seems to be in to it. what was meant to be a mind-boggling game has in turn become highly-addictive. as of now, the people who can't get their hands of the game are anandhi, kok seng, nora, jamie, jiann wenn, michael...

2006-07-31T11:03:00.000-07:00

It's official, Michael Carrick has been unveiled as Manchester United's big name signing of the summer. Not as popular as perhaps Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard or even Michael Ballack, this is a player who has vast experience having won a cap for England at the age of 20. Fast, decisive and tough tackling, Carrick was the ideal player Sir Alex Ferguson was hoping for, having missed out on Michael Ballack to Chelsea, and Michael Essien the season before that. Ironic they all have "Michael" as
their first names.
The signing of this courageous holding midfielder was never easy though, as Man U has a 10 million pound offer rejected initially. With a hefty asking price of 17 million pounds, Man Utd had to sell to get their man. The player sacrificed was Dutch forward Ruud van Nistelrooy, who was sold to Real Madrid for 10 million pounds. Quite a deal for Man Utd as he was already 30 years old.
It wasn't over though. According to reports, Michael Carrick had refused to sign a new contract with the North Londeners and prompted Spurs to sell the former West Ham United trainee before leaving on a free transfer. Finally, a deal was proposed and accepted by both sides. Although the fee was undisclosed, it is believed the fee was in the region of 14 million pounds. Michael Carrick is now officially a Manchester United player!!

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Name: Michael Carrick
Date of birth: 28 July 1981
Height: 182 cm
Weight: 74 kg
Position: Midfielder
Current Club: Manchester United (ENG)
Former Clubs: West Ham United (ENG), Tottenham
First Int'l Cap: England v. Mexico (25-May-2001)
Int'l Caps: 7 (as of 1-Jul-2006)

2006-07-31T11:01:00.000-07:00

uhm..16th July, 2 days after my highly controversial birthday and the day where my friends gathered at KL for an outing. Why KL you ask? Was it the malls? No. Was it the whorehouses? No. uhm... definitely No. Reason, to have a good dinner at a high-class restaurant. A total of 21 people were invited, only 17 can make it. Still not bad though.

There were 2 groups on that day. 1 left at 12pm to eat Bak Kut Teh at KL. Considering the price, didn't seem worth it. the 2nd batch left at 2.30 pm to meet the first batch there. I, mind i stress out, was in the 2nd batch. So, having bought the tickets at the train station behind Carrefour, we waited for the train to come. Little did we know that Simon eventually did decide to join us, although he was feeling "under the weather" the day before. So, off we went. KL, here we come.

Whilst meeting the first batch at Sungei Wang Plaza , I was given a wrapped gift. Happy i was most definitely as it was kinda unexpected. We then decided to go to Berjaya Times Square to watch a movie. Having walked around in there, 3 cannot-be-named guys, decided to leave the group and go themselves. Fine then. Upon reaching the cinema, we realised the movies showed didn't go well with our timing. So, the next idea was the Theme Park in Berjaya. Well, some people felt that it was not worth the money considering how much time we could actually spend in there. Fair enough. So, walking around, the girls wanted to do window shopping, totally against the guys' idea of having fun. Having debated constantly, it lead us to nowhere and all we did was took some photos and walked around. Minutes later, another girl finally arrived and we met her at the Berjaya Times Square entrance.

After leaving the shopping centre, one of the girls in the group suffered cramp. Rather unfortunate indeed. Though offered piggybacks, she "hesitantly" turned down the offer. Wandering around, we decided to go to the bowling alley opposite Federal Hotel. Sounds fun, right? well, it should've. But as you know, nothing ever happens as planned as the bowling alley was closed. Bloody KL, things were just going downhill. We decided to enter Low Yat Plaza instead. As you know, Low Yat Plaza is a crappy shopping centre meant only for electronics. The only good thing about the place is I got to buy my Sony Ericsson headsets at a cheaper price than usual. Upon leaving the complex, I received another gift by 2 of the girls and I was told not to open it until after dinner.

We arrived at El Cerdo at 6.30 pm. We were greeted by the chef, whom i had known for quite some time now. Finally, dinner was served. Before eating, i had to give a speech about today. Speech was literally just 85 seconds long. Not bad for an impromtu speech, if I do say so myself.

After a really good dinner, jerk-of-the-lot decided to give his toast. It went something like "16 years and 2 days ago, in a wet, stormy night..."(use your imagination) He was then accompanied by another guy as well. ah...speeches, never good coming from these 2 guys. Later, the gifts were finally opened. One was a "PLAYBOY" necklace, cool. the other was a "plasma-sphere". It's hard to explain what it is. Really cool gift as well.

After dinner, we bidded fairwell to the chef and took a group photo. At the end of the day, a great ending to an otherwise entertainment-lacking day. We arrived back at Subang at precisely 10.05pm. After the goodbye's and stuff, we all left 1 by 1 in a rather energy-drained but yet happy fashion.

2006-07-31T10:54:00.000-07:00

finally! got this freakin blog started, due to the persuasion of mr. Eric Wong and Miss Nurul Fatin, who both agreed that friendster blog sucks. Fair enough. So, here i am writin my new blog on blogger instead. Should be fun...